Mireniyamu haigone kuita kunge inobata zororo. Kana tisina kukamura bvudzi redu zvisirizvo kana kuva cheugy , saka tiri kushandisa mari yakawandisa pane avocado toast kana kuita mega relationship kukanganisa . Parutivi rwakajeka, zvirinani isu tese tiri mairi pamwe chete. Kana kuti zvimwe kwete. Zviripachena kuti hatichakwanisa kupinza zvitadzo izvi kuchizvarwa chose; pachinzvimbo ichi cohort of pet-doting, Crocs-doubting uye gym-yakazvipira vanhu yakakamurwa kuita micro-generations. Wakazvarwa pakati pa1980 na1985? Makorokoto, iwe uri geriatric mireniyumu.
Hazvina kujeka chaizvo uko izwi rekuti geriatric millennial rakatanga, asi kuwedzera kwayo kukurumbira kunobva kuchinyorwa chine musoro, Nei iyo Hybrid Workforce Yeramangwana Inoenderana neiyo 'Geriatric Mireniyumu yakanyorwa naErica Dhawan yeMedium. Muchidimbu, Dhawan anopokana kuti mamirioni ekare akanyatsokodzera kutungamira vashandi vakasanganiswa, sezvo vari ivo chete chizvarwa chine nzwisiso yakazara yezvose zviri zviviri dijitari uye analogi nyika.
Mamireniyamu eGeriatric anogona kuverenga subtext yeSMS sezvavanogona kusimudza kuzeza kwemutengi muchimiro chavo chechiso panguva yemusangano wepa-munhu, Dhawan anonyora. Havasi vasingazivi tekinoroji kana kunyura mazviri zvekuti voicemail inokurudzira kutya.
Dzimwe nhau dzakanaka: Dhawan anocherekedza kuti mamwe maCEO akabudirira kwazvo pasi rose mamireniyumu, kusanganisira Reddit's Alexis Ohanian, Brian Chesky weAirbnb uye Rent the Runway's Jennifer Fleiss.
Asi kana iwe usati wanyatsogutsikana kuti unokodzera mumillennial demographic - zuva rekuzvarwa ritongerwe - saka bvumira iyi runyorwa rwezviratidzo zvekutaura pazasi kuti utende iwe. (Uye kana zvichiita kuti unzwe zvirinani, pane sundo yekutsiva iyo temu nayo mireniyumu yakarungwa. )
Poshi. Wanga uine hotmail, yahoo kana AOL email kero. (Uye yanga iri ez2luv29@hotmail.com)
piri. Iwe unonzwa wakasununguka zvakaenzana kugadzira chikafu chemanheru uchishandisa Rezy paunenge uchifonera resitorendi uye kutaura nemunhu chaiye.
3. Iwe wakagadzira matepi anosanganisa (kazhinji ane Boys II Varume naMariah Carey).
Four. Chinangwa chako chikuru muhupenyu chaive chekuenda kune rimwe zuva kuenda kuNew York City kuti ugone kumira kunze kweMTV TRL pamwe neCarson Daily.
5. Kwete chete iwe unoziva kuti ndeipi imba yeHogwarts yauri, asi inosanganisirwa mune yako Twitter bio.
6. Iwe unoziva izvo iyo save icon pakombuta yako iri kureva. (Ratidzo: Iri floppy disc uye wakanyatsoshandisa imwe.)
7. Ruzha rweruzha rwechena rwunoteverwa neatatu madiki ding-ding-dings anozivikanwa se dial-up internet anoita kuti unzwe kudziya uye kupusa mukati.
8. Asi zvino unorangarira kusvota kwazvaive zvakaita amai vako pavaifona saka watadza kushandisa internet.
9. Listerine mitsetse. Ndizvo chete.
10. Iwe uchiri kusuwa yako Motrola Razr ...
gumi neimwe. ...Yanga iri serious upgrade kubva kubeeper yako. (Aka magwaro ekutanga.)
12. Iwe unoonga kuti zviri nyore sei kudzika pasi hwindo remota yako mazuva ano (zvese izvo cranking yaive chaiyo yemaoko Workout).
13. Iwe uchiri kupenga nezve iyo imwe nguva iwe waive 98 muzana kuburikidza nekurodha rwiyo paNapster uye ipapo amai vako vakatora foni.
14. Manheru eChishanu chaireva chimwe chezvinhu zviviri—kuona TGIF kana kupedza maawa kuBlockbuster uchiedza kusarudza kuti firimu ripi rekurenda.
gumi neshanu. Ehe, iwe unotora foni yako newe kwese kwese asi zvirinani unoiisa yakatarisa pasi kana uri muresitorendi.
16. Yako inonyanya kushandiswa emoji ndeye kuchema kuseka emoji. ( Usangozvitumira kune munhu weGen Z. )
17. Unoyemura chinyorwa chakanyorwa nemaoko (fembera makore ese ekunyora tsamba kune shamwari yako yepamoyo pamusasa wezhizha akabhadhara chaizvo).
18. Unotenda nekusingaperi kuti social media yanga isipo uchiri mudiki, kuti nyika yese izive nezve JTT yako yekuda kana kuedza kwako kutamba kuBSB.
19. Iwe unowana TikTok ... asi uri kuvhiringika nezve Twitch.
makumi maviri. Paunenge usina kubatana neshamwari yako kwenguva yakati, unovafonera.
makumi maviri nerimwe. Kanganwa Fortnight - kutamba Nyoka paNokia yako ndiko kwaive kunakidzwa kwekupedzisira.
22. Waishuvira kuti dai Zach Morris naLisa Turtle vanga vari shamwari dzako, uye kuti maWalshes yaive mhuri yako.
23. Iwe hausisina voicemail pafoni yako asi uchiri kukwanisa kuyeuka maawa akawanda iwe newaunogara naye makapedza kugadzira meseji yakakwana pafoni yako yekukoreji.
24. Iwe ucharega kupfeka ganda re jeans pavanenge vazvisvuura kubva kune yako inotonhora, yakafa.
25. Iwe wakatsamwiswa zvakanyanya neshamwari yako yakatumira chinyorwa ichi kwauri (um, wanga uchitarisira kuti yaive Zillow link kune imba yausingakwanise).
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