Isu rudo kofi. Uye kwete chete mune, o, chokwadi, ini ndichave nekapu yerudzi rwenzira. Kwatiri vafiri vekofi, kapu yaJoe inopfungaira ndiyo inotimutsa mangwanani. Chokwadi, tinoda zvinhu zvatinazvo kunyoreswa kwekofi zvinounzwa kumusuwo wedu mwedzi wega wega uye kutokumbira zvipo zvekofi zvemazororo nemazuva ekuzvarwa. Heck, isu takatowana nzira dzekuita kubika nekofi . Uye fungidzira chii? Hatisi toga. Iyi yemashiripiti elixir yanga ichiisa pep mudanho remunhu wese kwemazana emakore. Kana iwe uchikwanisa kurondedzera uye uchida kuziva kuti rudo rwakadii mangwanani ako pachako (uye pamwe masikati) tsika inogamuchira pakati pevasiri-zvakajairika, tarisa muunganidzwa wedu wemashoko ekofi-aya maodes kubva kune vezvematongerwo enyika, maartist, uye mazuva ano. shasha dzakanyatsorova mbambo mumusoro. Uzivi uye huchenjeri hunotevera hune chokwadi chekukukwezva iwe kumusoro ... asi kana izvo zvikasashanda, wako percolator angangodaro.
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1. Pasina kofi yangu yemangwanani, ndakangoita sechidimbu chakaoma chembudzi. — Johann Sebastian Bach
2. Kofi chinwiwa chinorarisa munhu kana asina kunwa. — Alphonse Allais
3. Chokwadi ndechokuti, handizivi kuti pfungwa dzangu dzinobva kupi, uyewo hapana munyori. Mhinduro chaiyo ndeyekunwa kofi yakawandisa uye uzvitengere dhesiki risingaputsi kana iwe uchirova musoro wako pazviri. - Douglas Adams
4. Ndinoda kofi nekuti inondipa fungidziro yekuti ndingave ndakamuka. — Lewis Mutema
5. Kofi mutauro pachawo. — Jackie Chan
6. Decaf coffee inoshanda chete kana ukakanda pavanhu. — Haazivikanwe
7. Kofi kutanga. Zvirongwa Gare gare. — Leanna Renee Hieber
8. Handigoni kurega kunwa kofi, ndinorega kunwa kofi, ndinorega kuita kumira, nekufamba, uye mazwi-kuisa-mumitsara kuita. — Lorelai Gilmore, The Gilmore Girls
9. Ndakayera hupenyu hwangu nezvipunu zvekofi. — T.S. Eliot
10. Mutambo wekunwa une njodzi zvakanyanya kuona kuti ndingaenda kwenguva yakareba sei ndisina kofi. —Asingazivikanwe
11. Caffeine uye shuga, mapoka maviri ezvokudya zvakakosha. - Laurell K. Hamilton
12. Sei, hongu, ndaigona kutanga zuva rangu pasina kofi. Asi ini ndinoda kukwanisa kurangarira zvinhu zvakaita sekutaura mazwi uye kupfeka bhurugwa. — Nanea Hoffman
13. Chero bedzi munyika maiva nekofi, zvinhu zvingava zvakaipa sei? — Cassandra Clare
14. Nyanzvi yemasvomhu mudziyo wekushandura kofi kuita theorems. — Paul Erdős
15. Iyi haisi yemiti yetii mangwanani. Aya mangwanani ekofi. — Lorelai Gilmore, The Gilmore Girls
16. Kofi yakawanda kupfuura kungonwa chete; chinhu chiri kuitika. Kwete semuhudyu, asi sechiitiko, nzvimbo yekuve, asi kwete senzvimbo, asi seimwe nzvimbo mukati mako. Inokupa nguva, asi kwete maawa chaiwo kana maminetsi, asi mukana wekuve, senge iwe, uye uve nekapu yechipiri. — Gertrude Stein
17. Kushama n'ai kuchemera kofi. — Haazivikanwe
18. Chii chinonyatsonaka nekapu yekofi? Imwe mukombe. — Henry Rollins
19. Ndoda kutora kofi pane kurumbidza izvozvi. — Louisa May Alcott
20. Unoziva here kupererwa kwaunoita kana uine kapu yakazara yekofi mumaoko ako wotanga kuhotsira? — Jean Kerr
21. Kufanana nehuwandu hwevanhu venyika ini ndiri mukofi, asi nenzira yakakura uye yakakosha. Weekend yangu yakakwana yaizotanga nepint yekofi. — Jimmy Carr
22. Dzimwe nguva ndinoenda maawa ndisina kunwa kofi ... kunonzi kurara. —Asingazivikanwe
23. Asi kunyange kapu yakashata yekofi iri nani pane kusava nekofi zvachose. — David Lynch
24. Ndinotonga resitorendi nechingwa nekofi. — Burt Lancaster
25. Dai kofi yako ive yakasimba, uye Muvhuro wako uve pfupi. — Haazivikanwe
26. Hazvina mhosva kuti unobva kupi kana kuti unonzwa sei, pane nguva dzose rugare mukapu yakasimba yekofi. — Gabriel Bá
27. Handizivi zvandaizoita pasina kofi-ndiri kufungidzira zvichida 25 muupenyu. — Haazivikanwe
28. Sayenzi inogona kusambouya nehofisi yekukurukurirana hurongwa huri nani pane kuputsa kofi. — Earl Wilson
29. Ndinoda kofi yangu sezvandinozvida ini: yakasimba, inotapira, uye inopisa zvikuru kwauri. — Jac Vanek
30. Kuseri kwemukadzi wese akabudirira kune yakawanda yakawanda yekofi. — Stephanie Piro
31. Kwandiri, kunhuhwirira kwekofi itsva-yakagadzirwa ndeimwe yezvigadzirwa zvikuru. — Hugh Jackman
32. Ndichatanga kushanda kana kofi yangu ichiita. — Haazivikanwe
33. Kofi inzira yekubira nguva iyo inofanirwa nekodzero kuva yako mukuru. —Terry Pratchett, Thud!
34. Kofi yakasvibiswa yakaita sekati isina bvudzi-iripo, asi izvozvo hazviiti kuti zvive zvakanaka. — Haazivikanwe
35. Masimba epfungwa dzemurume anoenderana zvakananga nehuwandu hwekofi yaanonwa. — Sir James Mackintosh
36. Kuti aite basa rakanaka munhu anofanira kudya zvakanaka, kugara zvakanaka, kugara achipupa nguva nenguva, kuputa pombi yake, uye kunwa kofi yake murugare. — Vincent Van Gogh
37. Dai isiri yekofi, ndingadai ndisina hunhu hunozivikanwa zvachose. — David Letterman
38. Tinoda zvinhu zvakawanda; isu hatisi muchimiro chakanaka. Hatina kurara zvakanaka. Isu takaora mwoyo zvishoma. Kofi inogadzirisa matambudziko ese aya mukapu diki inonakidza. —Jerry Seinfeld
39. Handisi mumwe waavo vanomuka ndokufunga kuti, ‘Uyai nanhasi!’ Ndinofanira kuva nemapaini 7 ekofi ndisati ndatombosvinura kure. - Stacy London
40. Hazvina kunaka, mumaonero angu, kumanikidzira vanhu vane chido chechokwadi chekurapa kwekofi kuti vamirire mumutsara mushure mevanhu vanoita sevari kuona seimwe nzira yekuvaraidza. — Dave Barry
41. Kana ukangomuka uye kunhuwa kofi, zvakaoma kudzokera kunorara. - Fran Drescher
42. Bhegi rimwe rekofi pamukombe wemvura, handiti? —Christopher, The Gilmore Girls
43. Ndinomanikidza vanhu kuti vanwe kapu yekofi neni, nekuda kwekuti handivimbe hukama huchachengetwa pasina mamwe manzwi kunze kwekombuta kana nharembozha. — John Cusack
44. Ndakasiya kofi. Zvinenge zvakanyanya kuipa kupfuura kusiya mudiwa. — Sandra Nzombe
45. Paunenge uchifamba nemumwe munhu, tora zviyero zvakakura zvekushivirira uye kushivirira nekofi yako yemangwanani. — Helen Hayes
46. Dzimwe nguva ndinonzwika sematombo, uye dzimwe nguva ndinonzwika sekofi nekrimu. — Nina Simone
47. Kana hupenyu huchikupa malemon, tengesa iwo kofi. — Haazivikanwe
48. Dombo rangu rekuzvarwa ibhinzi yekofi. — Haazivikanwe
49. Iwe haugoni kuva netsika yezvokudya zvakanaka pasina tsika yakanaka yekofi: zvinhu zviviri zvinokura pamwe chete. — Adam Gopnik
50. Dai kofi yako ikarova pamberi pechokwadi. — Haazivikanwe
54. Munhu wose anofanira kutenda mune chimwe chinhu. Ndinotenda kuti ndichanwa imwe kofi. — Haazivikanwe
57. Icho chinhu chinogumbura gehena kubva kwandiri-ndinoreva kana mumwe munhu akati kofi yakagadzirira uye haisi. — JD Salinger, Mubati mu Rye
52. Ndakaisa kofi yekukurumidza muvheni yewa microwave uye yakada kudzokera shure munguva. — Steven Wright
56 Ndinoda kutambura nekofi pane kuva benzi. — Napoleon Bonaparte
55. Iwe unofanirwa kuziva kuti, pamberi pe10 am, zvisinei kuti mubvunzo ndeupi, mhinduro yangu inogara ikhofi. — Haazivikanwe
53. Pasina kofi, hapana chinonyorwa. Period. — Nancy Kress
59. Chiitiko muhupenyu chakanaka. Kusagadzikana mukofi kwakatonaka. — Justina Headley
61 Ndakarota dzimwe hope; aive makore mukofi yangu. — Carly Simon
58. Inwa kofi. Ita zvinhu zveupenzi zvinotokurumidza nekuwedzera simba. — Haazivikanwe
60. Tsika yedu inomhanya pakofi uye peturu, yekutanga kazhinji inoravira sechipiri. —Edward Abbey
63. Zvose muupenyu hwangu zvine chokuita nekofi. Ndinotenda muhupenyu hwekare, ndaive kofi? — Lorelai Gilmore, The Gilmore Girls
62. Ndaigona kushandira kofi ndichishandisa kumashure kwangu semudonzvo. — Jennifer Lopez
64. Kukurukurirana kwakanaka kunokurudzira sekofi yakasviba, uye zvakaoma kurara shure. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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