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Zuva revana chiitiko chinopembererwa pamazuva akasiyana pasirese. Nyika yega yega ine chikonzero chayo chekupemberera zuva iri. MuIndia, zuva revana rinopembererwa musi wa14 Mbudzi gore rega. Chikonzero chiri shure kweichi ndechekuti 14 Mbudzi izuva rekuzvarwa kweMutungamiri wedu wekutanga Jawaharlal Nehru. Pandit Nehru aida vana uye ndosaka maIndia akasarudza zuva iri sezuva ravo reVana.
Ndozvinhu zvinofinha zvatinoziva kare. Asi zvino ndangariro yedu yenhoroondo yave murombo mazuva ano zvekuti zvine musoro kupa chiyeuchidzo chinyoro. Musoro wenyaya uno wenyaya ndeyekunyora majee anonakidza evana ezuva ari kuita kutenderera pakati peshamwari. Kana iwe uchida mamwe mameseji anonakidza kutumira kune shamwari dzako saka majee ezuva revana anozoita basa racho.
Saka heano majee akanakisa nezveZuva revana ratakanzwa kusvika zvino.
Joke 1:
Nei zuva revana richipembererwa musi wa14 Mbudzi?
Imhaka yekuti inouya chaiyo mwedzi mipfumbamwe mushure meZuva raValentine iro riri musi wa14 Kukadzi!
Iyi joke inonyanyo shandiswa asi ichiri kudombo.
Joke 2:
Ndeipi nyika yakarambidza Zuva revana zvachose?
China nekuti vanofanirwa kupa zvipo zvakawandisa!
Joke 3:
Musi wa14 Kukadzi, Zuva raValentine: Guy kudzingirira musikana nekumhanya kuzere.
Musi wa14 Mbudzi, Zuva revana: Musikana ane dumbu rakazvimba ari kudzinganisa mukomana nekumhanya kuzere.
Joke 4:
Ndiani asiri kuenda kuchikoro paZuva reVana?
Vadzidzisi vese munyika. Ivo vanonyatsokodzera zororo nekuti kwavari mazuva ese izuva revana.
Joke 5:
Nei zuva revana riri redundant pfungwa?
Nevacheche vana vari kuzvarwa sekondi yega yega pasirese, zuva nezuva rinofanira kunge riri zuva revana. Nei uine zuva rakakosha kwariri?
Joke 6:
Nei zuva revana rakanakira mabachelors?
Izvi zvinodaro nekuti kana iwe uchishuvira vana, avo mummies vanofara!
Joke 7:
Kana vana vese vari pasi pano vachiramwa mabasa, ko iwo masogani avo ekuda kuita chimurenga achange ari api?
Vana vepasi vanobatana, iwe hapana chaunorasikirwa kunze kwetsvimbo dzako!
Joke 8:
Sei takatanga kupemberera Zuva revana pakutanga?
Izvi zvinodaro nekuti vabereki nevadzidzisi venyika vaive vaneta nekuranga vana. Ivo vaida zuva rekuzorora kuti vafunge nezvemhando nyowani yemarango ayo achashanda.
Joke 9:
Mudzidzisi anobvunza mudzidzi 'Ndeipi yekutanga misikanzwa iwe yaunogona kuita rino Zuva revana?'
Mudzidzi anopindura 'Hapana. Ndiri pazororo nhasi. '
Joke 10:
Nei Zuva revana richifanira kunge riri zororo renyika?
Izvi zvinodaro nekuti wavo mwana mukati memunhu wese.
