Hechino chinhu chekuziva nezvangu. Ini handitendi mumashiripiti, sekunge ini handitendi zvipoko, kuongorora nyeredzi kana vatorwa vanonzwa. Uye zvakadaro…Handikwanise kutarisa kure. Kana itsva Zvakavanzika Zvisina Kugadziriswa kana kuti UFO dzidziso inodonha, ndinofanira kuverenga zvese nezvazvo, ndichizvirovera nehanya (Classic Cancer!) uye nekuvharira peji rega rega neasina kukumbirwa Ndinoziva kuti izvi zvese hooey asi…
Ah, uye kungoziva iwe, ndinonzwa nenzira imwechete nezvekuzvibatsira / kuzvibatsira. (Handizivi ... pamwe ndinonyanya kugamuchira kune vatorwa.)
Uye saka, zvaive nekusahadzika uye nedosi ine hutano ngationei kuti kupokana kwese kuri pamusoro pekuti ndakagara pasi kuti nditarise. In & Of It pachayo , n'anga Derek DelGaudio's performance art cum magic show cum identity treatise parizvino irikuitika Hulu . Chiratidziro chepamoyo, chakadhindwa mukati mehusiku huzhinji (zvichida kuratidza kuti pakanga pasina zvidyarwa zvevateereri), nhanho inobva kunhandare yemitambo, iyo yaiitwa muNew York kubva 2016 kusvika 2018, uye ese IRL neHulu shanduro dzakatungamirwa na. Frank Oz, mutambi uye mugadziri wemufirimu anozivikanwa zvakanyanya nekutaura Miss Piggy.
Chirevo chepakati ndechekuti isu tese tine chitupa chatiri kutamba pachiri-uye kurwira kwemukati kushandisa icho chiziviso chakanaka kana chakaipa (izvo DelGaudio inodana imbwa nemhumhi). Kana nhengo dzevateereri dzichipinda, dzinosarudza kadhi kubva pamadziro—ndiri mudzidzisi, ndiri mutorwa, ndakundikana, uye chitupa ichi chinouya kuzovamaka manheru ose, uye chinopinda mukugadzira In & Of Itself' ndiyo inonyanya kuvhuvhuta-yako-pfungwa nguva. Zvadaro, chii chinoitika ndeye-one-man-show iyo inogara ichichinja-chinja pakati pefolkloric nyaya-kutaura, nhoroondo yemunhu uye yechinyakare / isiri yechinyakare mashiripiti anoratidza : DelGaudio inoita kuti chidhinha chegoridhe chinyangarike kubva pachikuva, uye chinobudazve pane zvisina tsarukano mharadzano muManhattan, asi. anoratidzawo mashandisiro aanoita hunyanzvi hwemaoko kurongedza dheki nekuigadzira kuita sokunge ari kudzura madzimambo mana mumhepo yakaoma. Izvi, anotsanangura, isu tichitarisa maoko ake nemoyo wose kuyedza kubata consi mukuita, ndicho chikonzero chedambudziko rake rekuzivikanwa. Ari kufadza vateereri vake here, anoshamisika, kana kuti ari kuvanyengera? (Imbwa, mhumhi, yada yada yada.)
Kune akati wandei mashiripiti uye mentalism zviito mushow inoyevedza kuona-uye kutsanangura nezvazvo pano zvingaita kusaziva kune chero munhu asati aona. Asi hunyengeri hukuru hwaDelGaudio, waanoda kuti tifunge, kugona kwake kutiita kuti titarise mukati mehunhu hwedu. Kwese, ane vateereri vanochema pamusoro pemanzwiro avo ega, uye anozviratidza maona ivo pamwero wakadzama, wezvavari chaizvo. (Zvakakoshawo kucherechedza kuti mamwe macelebs makuru anoratidzwa kubvarura uye kubuda pa-screen, pakati pavo Tim Gunn uye Bill Gates .)
Uye izvi, mumwe munhu anonzwira tsitsi Cancers , ndipo patinosiyana. Nekuti paive panguva iyi apo moyo wangu wedombo wakaoma, bullshit antenna yangu yakakwira uye akatanga kurasikirwa neni. Munoona, kamwe kamwe chiito chaDelGaudio chakatanga kutaridzika senge mashiripiti uye senge mega-chechi, kana Tom Cruise achisvetuka achitenderedza nhanho mu. Magnolia. Ndapora! Ndapora! Ndaingonzwa vateereri vachiridza mhere. Uye chinhu chose chakangonzwa…icky.
Kuti ndive pachena, ndakasvimha misodzi ndakatarisa In & Of It pachayo . Asi kunyange maminitsi mashanu chete gare gare, ndakatanga kunzwa ndakasununguka. Mushure mezvose, n'anga iri paHulu inondiudza kuti ndinopfuura mazita angu zvechokwadi zvinozarurwa here? Kuzivisa kuti kuzivikanwa kune mativi mazhinji kwakashinga here?
Usandifungidzire zvisizvo — kunyangwe kugunun’una seni kunonakidzwa nekunzwa kubatwa uye kunakidzwa nekusaziva kuti hunyengeri hunoitwa sei. Asi nguva inotevera, ndingada kuti kunyengerwa kuuye kubva pakuita kuti awane ace kumusoro kweruoko rwangu kana kufungidzira zuva rekuzvarwa raamai vangu. Kana ndichida chirongwa chekurapa, ndinobvunza murapi.
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