Vakataura kuti ma2000 ekutanga akange adzoka, asi ini handina kumbofunga kuti vairevesa izvi. Jeans yakaderera? Chokwadi. 'Frosted' eye shadow? Kunyangwe zvirinani. Asi Bennifer ?! Ndiregerereiwo ndasimudza shaya pasi.
Saka kana usina seti yekuzivisa yeGoogle, hauna chenjedzo yeGoogle yakasetwa chaiyo chero nguva. Jennifer Lopez anoita zvakanyanya sebvudzi (Ane Mhosva!), Heino 411: Svondo rapfuura, Jenny anobva kuBlock uye aimbove mudiwa/asiri-mukuru-mukuru-Batman Ben Affleck vakanga vachitandara pamwe chete muLos Angeles, maererano nemishumo kubva. Peji Yetanhatu . (A-Rod, ndiani?!) Uye zvino, masosi ataura Vanhu kuti Bennifer anga achipedza nguva pamwe chete muMontana.
Sekureva kwakataurwa, '[Jennifer] akapedza mazuva akati wandei naBen kunze kweguta. Vane kubatana kwakasimba. Zvese zvave kukurumidza uye zvakanyanya, asi Jennifer ari kufara.' Zvakanaka, chii chii zvirikuitika?!
Ndaive hangu, Team J.Diddy. Ndakanyoresa nemoyo wese #JAnthony. Uye kunyangwe ndisingakwanise kuudza chiremwaremwa chebaseball kubva padanda rehove, ndakanga ndiri muchikepe cheA-Lo/J.Rod. Asi iwe, ndapota usatambe nemanzwiro angu nekuseka kudzoka kwekupedzisira: Bennifer.
Sezvimwe zvakanaka xennial anoziva (uye pamwe chero mireniyumu, asi ini ndinoramba kuzvidaidza kuti mumwe weavo), Lopez naAffleck vaive vaviri mukutanga 2000s. Vakatanga kufambidzana muna 2002 uye vakatove nehurongwa hwekuchata munaGunyana 2003. Asi kurwadziwa kwandakanzwa pakumiswa kwemuchato - uye nekuzomiswa kwehukama muna Ndira 2004 - zvimwe zvakangokonzerwa nekuparadzana kwaityisa. Brad Pitt naJennifer Aniston (AKA ivo zvimwe Bennifer). Kwakanga kuri kuparadzana kunoparadza kune vanofarira nyaya dzerudo dzemukurumbira kwese kwese.
Kurumidza kumberi uye Lopez uye achangoburwa-mudiwa A-Rod vachangobva kukanzura hukama hwavo zvachose. Uye zvinoita sekunge muimbi we 'Ngatinzwei Ruzha' ari kuwana kunyaradzwa — kungave zvichireva ushamwari kana kupfuura — mumaoko emunhu wese anodiwa Not-Matt-Damon. Saka ini (uye vamwe vese vechizvarwa changu) ndinofanira kuita sei neruzivo urwu?
Kune rumwe rutivi, izvi zvimwe ndiwo mashoko anonyaradza zvikuru. Kutanga, zvinonditora kuti ndidzokere kunguva iri nyore, iri nyore ndisati ndatarisana nemasiki uye nezvematongerwo enyika mhere mhere pakudya kwemanheru ekutenda. Imwe nguva iyo hupenyu hwangu hwakanyanya kunetseka kwaisanganisira kana Emma Watson angave ari nani wemutambi mune nyowani Harry Potter chikamu (muparadzi: anga…uye anga asiri). Uye hongu, kune iyo inodziya yekudziya manzwiro anoitika pakupera kwe rom-com apo vaviri vakanetsekana nedambudziko uye zvipenga zvekuronga zvirongwa zvinopedzisira zvave pamwechete. Hakusi kunyemwerera-kukurudzira kuti Affleck naLopez vangangowanana pakupera kwehupenyu chaihwo. Musikana weJersey ?!
Asi nerumwe rutivi, ndiri kusvetuka pfuti nekunyura ndakananga mudziva rinodziya reshungu mushure me'mashumo' mashoma ekusanganazve kwaBennifer? Ini kutaura chokwadi handizivi kuti ndingakwanisa here kuti manzwiro angu atambiswe nenzira yakadai. Zvinogoneka chose kuti mishumo inhema (ini handifunge kuti idzo) kana zvimwe zvingangoitika, uku kunongova kubhururuka kwechinguva uko Lopez ari kuwana nyaradzo neanoziva chiso / rushaya. Kunyangwe kana iri yerudo muchimiro, kubatanidzwazve uku kunogona kupera mukusa- Nora-Efroni-akafanana , ine 'Bennifer Anotyora Zvakare' ichirova-rovanisa skrini yangu—kunyangwe paine imwe pfungwa yakaiswa mumusoro wenyaya.
Saka ini nepasirese tichiyedza kuita pfungwa dzenhau idzi, zvinoita sekunge zvine musoro kushatirisa tarisiro uye kuseta bhara pasi kune zvichaitika mune ramangwana. Nekuti kana paine chero chinhu 2020 (uye yese michato yaJLo yakadzimwa) yakandidzidzisa, ndezvekuti tese tingave tichitarisira Wedding Planner , asi isu tine mukana mukuru wekupedzisira ne Maruva .
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