Tese takashandurwa zvishoma mushure menguva shoma yedoro, asi isu tinomboziva here sei akachinjwa? Pazasi, isu takasimudza girazi kune yako yakadhakwa, zvichibva pane yako zodiac chiratidzo. Ratidzo: Kana iwe uri kufunga, Kwete, uyu handisi ini, saka ungangoda kubvunza shamwari yako yepamoyo Virgo kuti uwane maonero echipiri. Asi chete kana wakagadzirira kunzwa chokwadi ...
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skynesher/Getty ImagesAries (Mar 21 - Kubvumbi 19): Jock Drunk
'Ngatichingoendai kugym izvozvi!' ndechimwe chinhu icho gondohwe rakadhakwa ringangoerekana rada kuita—kunyange kana kazhinji ari mbatatisi dzepamubhedha. Pavanodhakwa, vanoda makwikwi akanaka ekusundira kumusoro kana kurwisana nemaoko kuti varatidze simba ravo guru (zvakare, kunyange kana vasina). Vanhu veAries vanogara mumiviri yavo, uye kana miviri yavo ichinge yave chiveve kumarwadzo, zvinoita sekunge ivo vakapihwa iyo superhero pass yavaigara vachida kusimudzira manzwiro avo ese. Nehurombo, iwo masimba anopera nechero molecule yedoro yakagayiwa, zvichivasiya vari panjodzi yekutemwa nemusoro uye mhasuru dzinorwadza. Nesimba guru rinouya kupora kukuru.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviriTaurus (Kubvumbi 20 - Chivabvu 20): Stealth Drunk
Zvinotanga nechinwiwa chimwe, chotevera chimwe, wobva warayira imwe round, wozoti imwezve. Kamwe kamwe, wakadhakwa zvakanyanya, asi shamwari yako yeTaurus iri kuno iri kutonhorera. VaTaurean vane chiremerera chakawanda (ndiyo pesvedzero yeVenus kubasa), uye zvakaoma kuvaita kuti vataridzike mapenzi, kunyangwe ivo vari mapenzi akakwana. Mushure mehusiku hurefu hwekuyerwa kwekuyerwa (bon mots uye bon bons, pamwe), iyo Taurus ichasimuka nekugumburwa, yakagara iine nyasha, uye iwe unozoona, wow, ivo vakadhakwa zvakanyanya kupfuura zvavanoita. Ndicho chimwe chinhu chavanoita zviri nani pane vazhinji.
Geber86/Getty MifananidzoGemini (Chivabvu 21 - Jun 20): Anorasa Tea Yakadhakwa
Geminis dzakaomeswa kuparadzira ruzivo, kwete kuvanza. Saka, kana doro richidzikisa maitiro avo akaderera kana zvasvika pamakuhwa, tii inodeuka kwese. Kunwa mutambo wekushamwaridzana, uye Geminis bond kunyanya kuburikidza nekukurukurirana uye kugoverana maonero. Ndeupi ungave mukana uri nani wekubatanidza pane kuchinjanisa zvakavanzika zvinopisa-kana zvinonyadzisa, zvinokakavadzana zvinopisa zvinotora zvavanoziva zviri nani pane kusunungura musango? Migumisiro inoshurikidzwa; vanoziva kuti vanogona kutaura nzira yavo yekubuda mairi mangwanani anotevera.
YinYang/Getty MifananidzoGomarara (Jun 21 - Chikunguru 22): Kuchema Wakadhakwa
Pasi pegakanje pane gakanje rakapfava, remukati memoyo zvekuti denderedzwa remukati chete ndiro rinokwanisa kuona. Zvisinei, doro anogona kwenguva de-shell yako avhareji Cancer kwenguva yakakwana kuvhura mafashama magedhi manzwiro avo, izvo zvinowanzoreva misodzi. Hazvina mhosva kuti manzwiro akaita sei, anozoteuka semvura yegungwa kubva mumaziso avo. Kunyange kana vachifara kana kuti vakapusa zvakanyanya kana kuti vakangoremerwa, vasina kuzvidzivirira kwavo kwenguva dzose, vakagadzirira kuzvichema. Ingogadzirira kuita seusina kumbovaona vachidzikisira zuva rinotevera.
Julianna Nazarevska/Getty ImagesLeo (Jul 23 - Aug 22): High Drama Yakadhakwa
Mwenje, kamera, akadhakwa! Leos vanogona kuita nhanho yeimba yekugezera, uye kana ndiko kwavakarongerwa husiku ihwohwo, vanozoshanda sekunge vari kuCarnegie Hall. Kana iri karaoke, ma toast akadhakwa, kutarisana nevanhu vakavatadzira, hazvina basa. The boozy Leo akagadzirira kuita chinguva chakakodzera Instagramming. Iwe unozonzwa kudzoreredza kwehupenzi, mataurirwo kune akasiyana madhigirii echokwadi uye kuvhurwa kwakapfava kwemhando yavo nyowani. Zvese zvemutengo wemakorokoza mashoma.
AleksandarNakic/Getty ImagesVirgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22): Bitchy Drunk
Chinhu chakanaka Virgos haisi yakaipa, nokuti vanoziva utera hwemunhu wese. Chinhu pamusoro peMhandara ndechokuti kana vachikutsoropodza, vanozviita nokuti vanoda kubatsira zvechokwadi. Mukati mepasi vanoziva kuti vakaiswa pasi rino kuti vagadzirise zvinhu maererano nemaitiro avo epamusoro-soro. Saka, kana vawana zano diki, vanotonyanya kutendeseka kupfuura zvavanowanzo kuita. Kunyangwe iri CV yako kana chipfeko chako chinowanikwa chisipo, Virgos inokuzivisa iwe. Uye mumoto wekutsoropodza kwavo kunokonzerwa nedoro, iwe uchanatswa. Ameni.
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Weedezign / Getty MifananidzoLibra (Sept 23 - Oct 21): Lovey Dovey Akadhakwa
'Ndokuda!!!' chimwe chinhu icho Libra akadhakwa achataura kubva panguva iyo yekutanga pfuti inobata miromo yavo. Libra ndeyese nezve rudo mumhando dzayo dzese, uye kunyangwe girazi rimwe rewaini rinogona kusimudza muzivikanwi mutsva kune wepamusoro shamwari chimiro. MaLibra anofarira kuita kuti munhu wese anzwe kugamuchirwa, uye vane hunhu hwekuda kuenzana (ona: zviyero). Tarisira kuvaona vachitungamira denderedzwa rematositi, uko munhu wese anowana mukana wekusimbisa. Chikamu chakanakisisa? Kutaura kwega kwega kunopera nechimwe chinwiwa.
Praetorianphoto/Getty ImagesScorpio (Oct 22 - Nov 21): Seductive Drunk
Uye mubairo weakawanda anoyevedza ziso anotarisa apo sauced anoenda ku ... Scorpio. Mukurumbira wescorpion wekuita zvepabonde zvakanyanya kazhinji unodudzirwa zvakare chaizvo (chaizvoizvo, iwo chiratidzo chechishuwo pachacho, chakanyorwa chikuru). Asi kana Scorpio ichipwanya pane mumwe munhu, avo vanowanzo imperceptible flirts vanowanzova pachena kutenderedza sip maviri kana matatu. Kurinda kwavo kwakachengeteka kana vaine pfungwa dzakadzikama, asi kana madziro adzika, unogona kuona kuti vane nyota sei yerudo nekutariswa (izvo, serekodhi, zvine musoro zvakakwana). Unogona kuwana yako Scorpio yakaderera-kiyi yakarembera kubva pakupwanya kwavo mukona, vachiseka kuseka kwavo kwese uye kuita kuya kwekubata-bata-bata mafambiro anogara achiita seanoshanda. Zvakanaka, inoshanda kana ivo zviite.
pitchwayz/Getty ImagesSagittarius (Nov 22 - Zvita 21): Kutamba Wakadhakwa
Centaurs vatove neruzha uye jovial party vanhu, saka kuwedzera doro kumusanganiswa kunongotora zvinhu kubva ipapo. Sagittarius chiratidzo chemuviri, saka ivo vanozoda kuti iwe utaure kune yekutamba pasi, kwavanenge vachiibvarura neimwe chiedza choreo yavanogona kana kuti vangave vasina kudzidzira muimba yavo. Ndivo vanyori vekirasi ye zodiac, saka havatyi kutaridzika-zvichireva kuti mafambiro avo anowanzo kuve akanaka. Kana iwe uine moyo uye mweya weiyo pop nyeredzi, haudi iyo polish.
Tempura / Getty MifananidzoCapricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): Sober Drunk
Chokwadi, maCapricorns anodzurwa paanoda, asi achiri akaumbwa uye ane hunyanzvi nekuti mukati mepfungwa dzavo vanoda kuve vakagadzirira mukana wekuti vangamhanye naMichelle Obama (haumboziva). Capricorns vanopfekedza mabasa avanoda, uye pavanonwa, vanowana business akadhakwa. Izvi zvinoreva kuti vaigona kupinda munhanganyaya yebvunzurudzo pafemu yeshangu chena. Vakatombodhakwa here? Hongu, kana mubvunzo uri wekuti votyaira kumba here kana kuti kwete. Asi pakunamata uye nenyeredzi? Kwete. Kwete.
DMEPhotography / Getty MifananidzoAquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18): Akadhakwa
Aquarius akadhakwa angada kuti munhu wese avateerere iye zvino! Pashure pezvose, ivo vari nezve kugadzirisa shanduko yemamiriro ekunze / kusaenzana kwemari / tsika pachayo, kana vangokwanisa kukupwisa kuti maonero avo anoshamisa uye ane hungwaru aive iwo chaiwo. Munoona, veAquarians vanofunga kuti vakarurama nguva dzese (padivi mhedzisiro yekuve shanje dzezodiac), saka kana vaine ruzha, vanotanga kuita yakazara mishandirapamwe modhi, vakagadzirira kusangana nevanopikisa. Kuti nguva yaunayo yakanaka sei inogona kunge yakanangana nekuwanda kwaunobvumirana navo.
gilaxia/Getty ImagesPisces (Kukadzi 19 - Kurume 20): Kudhakwa Kwakanyanya
Ihove inotsvedza yezodiac inowana iyo iri kure diki kona yechero bato uye musasa kunze uko. Vanotevera mavibes nzira iyo flounder inodzingirira plankton, uye ivo vanowanzokwevera kuhurukuro dzine musoro, zvinonaka kwazvo uye simba remweya rinogutsa. Pisces chiratidzo chekudhakwa (dudzira izvo zvakafara), uye nhanho yavo yekutanga yekunzwira tsitsi uye intuition yatove yakakwira mamiriro. Chaizvoizvo, kana vakadhakwa, ivo vane mhando yepamusoro, zvakare. Uye vanogona kushandura hupenyu hwako kana ukavatendera.
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