40 Hilarious Mother's Day Quotes Kuvhenekera Chero Zuva raAmai

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Amai vako vakakuitira zvakawanda mumakore apfuura. Iwe unoziva, sekudzidzisa iwe kushandisa eyeliner, kukunyaradza iwe mushure mekurambana kwakaoma uye nekurova yako yaunofarira mac uye chizi pese paunobvunza. Hei, akatokwanisa kuitamba ichitonhorera pawakasvika kuseri kwevhiri kekutanga (zvakanaka, rudzi). Hazvina maturo kutaura, anonyatsokodzera zuva iro riri pamusoro pake, rizere naro kurongwa kwemaruva uye Mabrunches eZuva raamai . Mukukudza zuva rake rinokosha, heino makumi mana pinnable Mother's Day quotes kumabhodhi ako nezvaamai uye humai . (Kune kunyange mamwe maLOL chaiwo kubva kuna Tina Fey naSerena Williams.) Tinokudai, amai.

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1. 'Amai, ndinokudai, kunyange zvazvo ndisingafi ndakabvuma chikumbiro chenyu chokuva shamwari.'

2. 'Hapana akandiudza kuti ndichadzoka kumba ndakapfeka manapukeni zvakare.' – Chrissy Teigen

3. 'Ndakakunda zvinhu zvakawanda ... kugwamba kweropa mumapapu angu - kaviri ... kuvhiyiwa kwebvi netsoka ... kuhwina maGrand Slams ari down match point ... kungotaura zvishoma, asi ndawana kunze kwakaoma kwazvo ndiko kuwana mufambi!' – Serena Williams

4. 'Ndinogara ndichiti kana usiri kupopotera vana vako, hausi kupedza nguva yakakwana navo.' – Reese Witherspoon

5. 'Ndinoda kuti vana vangu vave nezvinhu zvose zvandaisakwanisa kutenga. Ndobva ndada kunogara navo.' – Phyllis Diller

6. 'Ndinokutendai nekusaudza hanzvadzi dzangu kuti ndini mudiwa wenyu.'

7. 'Zuva raAmai rakanaka, Amai! (Uye ndinewe, ndikumbire ruregerero nekukurumidza kwemakore 13-21.)'

8. 'Amai munhu wamungapota muchifonera kuti huku inogara kwenguva yakareba sei mufiriji.'

9. 'Amai Vanodiwa, Ndinokutendai nokuchengeta zvinhu zvose zvakaipa zvandakaita kuna Baba.'

10. Kuva amai kwakandiita kuti ndinzwe kuneta uye kufara zvikuru. – Tina Fey

11. 'Kunyarara igoridhe. Kunze kwekunge uine vana. Ipapo kunyarara kunongofungira.'

12. Kurera vana kwakaoma. – Adele

13. 'Mai. Zvinoda kushivirira, kuseka uye matoweti akawanda akanyorova.'

14. 'Zvingava zvakanaka kudai vana vangu vaigona kugadzira chimwe chinhu chandinoda chaizvo. Sebhodhoro rewaini rinobva mumakaroni.'

15. Akandidzidzisa kuti kutya is not an option. – Diane Von Furstenberg, pana amai vake

16. 'Amai: Ndinokudai nevoicemail dzenyu dzakareba.'

17. 'Zuva riri rose ndinomuka ndofunga: Sei paNyika ndakava saamai vangu zvakadai?'

18. 'Dzimwe nguva ndinoshama muromo wangu uye amai vangu vanobuda.'

19. 'Chikamu chinodhura zvikuru chekuva nevana iwaini yose yaunofanira kunwa.'

20. Hazvisi nyore kuva amai. Dai zviri nyore, vanababa vaizviita. - Betty White

21. 'Ndakadzidza kushandisa kufungisisa uye kuzorora kuti ndibate kushushikana. Kungoseka, ndiri pagirazi rangu rechitatu rewaini.'

22. 'Kuva Amai: Kuvadyisa semucheche uyezve kusvika kumakore akawanda emakumi maviri.'

23. 'Kana ukasabudirira pakutanga, edza kuzviita nenzira yawakaudzwa naamai vako kuti uzviite kubva pakutanga.'

24. 'Amai: Simba nerudo. Vanotsigirwa newaini.'

25. Zvizhinji zvezvokudya zvangu zvinoumbwa nezvokudya izvo vana vangu vasina kupedza.' — Carrie Underwood

26. Zvose izvo clichés, izvo zvinhu zvaunonzwa pamusoro pekuita mwana uye amai-zvose ndezvechokwadi. Uye zvose izvi zvinhu zvakanaka kwazvo zvaungamboona.' — Penelope Cruz

27. Unoziva kuti kana wava nevana haufe wakazokoira uri wega zvakare? Mumwe wavo anogara ainewe nguva dzese. — Jennifer Garner

28. Pane chimwe chinhu chinopa simba chaizvo pamusoro pokuenda, ‘Gehena, ndinogona kuita izvi! Ndinogona kuita izvi zvose!’ Ndicho chinhu chinoshamisa pamusoro pavanaamai, unogona nokuti unofanira, uye unongoita. — Kate Winslet

29. Chikamu changu chandinofarira pamusoro pekuve amai, ndinoreva kuti zvakanyanya corny, asi pasinei nokuti wakaneta sei, kufara kwakakwana. Hazvinei hazvo. — Khloé Kardashian

30. Dai ndisiri kubasa, ndaingoda kugara pamba tichitandara nekakomana kangu—uye ne‘pati’ ndinoreva, chokwadika, makwikwi asingaperi e'Itsy Bitsy Spider. — Olivia Wilde

31. 'Sevabereki vose, ini nomurume wangu tinongoita zvatinogona, tombonyarara, uye tinovimba kuti takaisa parutivi mari yakakwana kubhadhara kurapwa kwevana vedu. — Michelle Pfeiffer

32. Sei vana vasinganzwisisi kuti kurara kwavo hakusi kwavo asi kuti ndekwedu? — Alyson Hannigan

33. Kuva amai kwandiri zvinoreva kuti wabvuma kuti kwemakore gumi nematanhatu ehupenyu hwako, unenge uine chikwama chinonamira. — Nia Vardalos

34. ‘‘Handifungi kudaro mhamha!’ ndizvo zvakazotaurwa nemwana wangu mushure mekunge, ‘Can you please pick up the popcorn you thrown all?’’ — Anna Faris.

35. Kazhinji kukunda kwezuva rangu, iwe unoziva, munhu wose anozviita kuhari. —Julia Roberts

36. Mai vangu vaiva nedambudziko guru neni, asi ndinofunga vakanakidzwa nazvo. — Mark Twain

37. Kana mhindumupindu ichishanda zvomenemene, sei kuti Vanamai vangova namaoko maviri bedzi? — Milton Berle

38. Menyu yaamai vangu yaive nesarudzo mbiri: Tora kana kuisiya. — Buddy Hackett

39. Apo amai vako vanobvunza kuti, ‘Unoda zano here?’ kunongovawo zvako muitiro. Hazvina mhosva kuti wapindura hongu kana kwete. Unozoiwana zvakadaro. — Erma Bombeck

40. Handina kunyatsoputira musoro wangu kuti paizova nemunhu pakupera kwayo. Ndakaverenga kasingaperi nezvenhumbu uye chii chandingadye uye chisingadyiwe. Ndakabva ndaita zvekugadzirira kwete zvemwana chaiye. — Ellie Kemper

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