Une nzara nguva dzose. Mabobo ako anonzwa zvisingaite. Iwe wakangochema paAll-State commercial. Kubata pamuviri kune zvazvinoita. Uye hapana akadzokorora zvirinani izvi kupfuura vakadzi vapfumbamwe vanosetsa. (Pro matipi: Pina ivo kwezuva remvura uye tsvaga mamwe mazwi anosekesa pamabhodhi edu paunenge uripo.)
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@ oliviawilde / Instagram Uropi hwemwana ndeyechokwadi. Ini handifanirwe kubvumidzwa kushandisa zvinorema, kusanganisira maPhones. – Olivia Wilde
Vanhu vanogara vachiti vakadzi vane pamuviri vane kupenya. Uye ndinoti imhaka yekuti uri kudikitira kusvika pakufa. – Jessica Simpson
Kuva nemwana kwakafanana nekutora muromo wako wezasi woumanikidza pamusoro wako. - Carol Burnett
Neil Mockford/Alex Huckle/GC MifananidzoIni ndaimbove nedumbu rinotyisa asi iko zvino rave kufefeterwa mushure mekunge vana vaviri hofori vaishandisa seimba yenguva pfupi. – Amy Poehler
Mafuta emuviri wemwana wangu ari 2 kusvika ku3 muzana vhiki ino. Ndine godo. – Pingi
Pane chimwe chinhu chinotonhorera asi chinotyisa pamusoro pemwana ari kufamba mudumbu mako. Zvisinei, ndine chokwadi chekuti achange ari gymnast. – Kelly Clarkson
NetflixMwana haasati abuda uye ndatove nechigumbu nemurume wangu. Kunyanya paanondikumbira kuti ndiite zvinhu mumba. ‘Nhai, mungasuka ndiro here?’ ‘Handisisiri kuita jack s#%t; Ndiri mubishi kugadzira mboni yeziso!’ - Ali Wong
Kuva nepamuviri ndiko kwaive kugwinya kwandati ndamboita muhupenyu hwangu. Kunze kwemakeke. – Ashlee Simpson
Andrew Lipovsky/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank kuburikidza neGetty ImagesNhumbu. Zvakangofanana nekugara hangover. – Ellie Kemper
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