Pane mashoma mashoma emitambo yeTV yatingaite tarisa zvakare nemufaro . Ndivo vakafanana vanoramba vakamira muyedzo wenguva (uye isu tinogona kutora pachinguva chiziviso) kunyangwe vakaenda kumhepo makore apfuura. Pamusoro pechinyorwa chedu? Hofisi . Vashandi veDunder Mifflin havana kungotipaza nemaantics avo emwaka mipfumbamwe, asi vakakwanisawo kutidzidzisa zvidzidzo zvehupenyu munzira (kunyanya-kunyanya vakangoita kuti tiseke). Pano, makumi mana ezvakanakisa Hofisi mashoko anofanirwa kuumbwa, kubva pamashoko aMichael Scott ehuchenjeri kusvika kuna Dwight Schrute's laugh-worthy one-liners.
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Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri1. Ndingada kutyiwa kana kudiwa here? Easy. Zvose. Ndinoda kuti vanhu vatye kuti vanondida sei. — Michael Scott
Haana kuwana iyo 'World's Best Boss' mug pasina.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri2. Zvinongoita sezvine utsinye. Asi dzimwe nguva, magumo anoruramisa zvinoreva. — Michael Scott
Michael Scott aisagara achiwana zvirevo uye matauriro chaizvo rudyi. Imwe favourite? 'Zvakanaka, zvakanaka, sei maturntables.'
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri3. Pose ini'Ndiri kuda kuita chimwe chinhu, ndinofunga,'Benzi ringadaro here?'Uye kana vachida, ini handiiti chinhu ichocho. — Dwight Schrute
Ingozvibvunza iwe-Dwight aizoita sei?
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri4. Uye ndainyatsoziva zvekuita. Asi mune imwe pfungwa chaiyo, ndakanga ndisingazivi zvokuita. — Michael Scott
Dwight paanoita chibooreso chemoto mumwaka wechishanu, varombo vaanoshanda navo vanofunga kuti vavharirwa muchivako chiri kutsva. Michael anobva anyatsoona nezvekusagadzirira kwaaive aita nezve emergency.
5. Kana Iwe Ukanyengetera Zvakakwana, Unogona Kuzvishandura Iwe Kuve Munhu Wekati. — Angela Martin
Oo, Angela-mukadzi katsi akazvipira zvakanyanya akambovapo.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri6. I'm Kwete Mashura asi ini'm a little Stitious. — Michael Scott
Zvimwe chete, Michael. Same.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri7. Ndinongoda kurara pamhenderekedzo yegungwa uye kudya imbwa dzinopisa. Izvozvo'zvese ini'ndakamboda. — Kevin Malone
Kevin achitaura zvatiri kufunga tese.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri8. Wikipedia chinhu chakanakisisa zvachose. Chero ani zvake ari munyika anogona kunyora chero chaanoda nezvechero nyaya. Saka iwe unoziva kuti uri kuwana ruzivo rwakanakisa. — Michael Scott
Yemhando yepamusoro Michael Scott mutsara wakataura mumwaka wechitatu apo Darryl anoenda kwaari nezve kukwidziridzwa. Boss anodiwa nemunhu wese anotendeukira kwaari Wikipedia kutsvaga 'mazano ekutaurirana asingakundikane.' Zvinofamba sezvaungafungidzira.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri9. Makamera anoraswa anonakidza kunyangwe achiita seanopambadza uye iwe hauite'handisati ndawana kuona mifananidzo yako. — Erin Hannon
Zvinotapira, zvinotapira, Erin.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri10. Kuti'ndizvo zvaakataura. — Michael Scott
Akanyanya Michael Scott pane ese Michael Scott makotesheni.
Makumi maviri nemakumi mavirigumi neimwe.'R'iri pakati pemanzwi anotyisa zvikuru. Izvozvo'ndosaka vachidana'kuuraya'uye kwete'mukduk.'— Dwight Schrute
Anotaura pfungwa yakanaka.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri12. Ndini Beyoncé, nguva dzose. — Michael Scott
Fair.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri13. Dzimwe nguva zvipfeko zveGap Kids zvinongonyanya kupenya, saka ini'm ndakamanikidzwa kuenda kuchitoro cheAmerican Girl uye kunoodha zvipfeko zvezvidhori zvakakura zveColonial. — Angela Martin
Hazvina kuwirirana asi zvechokwadi zvinosetsa.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri14. Ndinozivisa kubhuroka! — Michael Scott
Oscar anopindura achiti, 'Ndaida kuti uzive kuti haugoni kungotaura shoko rokuti kubhuroka uye kutarisira kuti chero chinhu chipi zvacho chiitike.' Michael: 'Handina kuzvitaura. Ndakazvizivisa.'
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri15. Hongu, ndine mibvunzo yakawanda. Chekutanga - ungashinga sei? — Kelly Kapoor
Kelly, achitipa tese chidzidzo musass.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri16. Ndinoshuva Kuenda Kumwedzi... I'd Kunyanya Kuenderana neMwedzi uye Mafungu. — Dwight Schrute
Dwight pakunaka kwake.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri17. Dzimwe nguva ini'Ndichatanga mutsara uye ini'handitombozivi kwazviri'kuenda. Ndinongovimba kuti ndichaiwana munzira. — Michael Scott
Isu tese hatizive munhu akadai kubasa?
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri18. Ndiri Kutsanya. Kuti ndikupe Reference Point Ndiri Kumwe Pakati Penyoka NeMongoose… Uye Panther. — Dwight Schrute
Angangove yakanyanya Dwight quote yeese nhevedzano.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri19. Ndinotaura zvakawanda, saka ndakadzidza kuzvigadzirisa. – Kelly Kapoor
Humwe hunyanzvi hwaKelly hunokatyamadza, TBH.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri20. Kana ndisina keke nokukurumidza, ndingafa. — Stanley Hudson
Tave ikoko zvachose, Stanley.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri21. Ndinonzwa Mwari muChiri ichi manheru ano. — Pam Beesley
Chokwadi chinofadza: Kugadzirira chiitiko ichi, Jenna Fischer naBJ Novak vakabuda pamwe chete, vakadhakwa, ndokuongorora kuti vainzwa sei. Taura nezvekuzvipira.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri22. Ndiani anotaura chaizvo zvavari kufunga? Mutambo rudzii iwoyo? — Kelly Kapoor
Chokwadi ine ngozi.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri23. Dzimwe nguva ndinobhowekana ndinongoda kuridza mhere, uye dzimwe nguva ndinoridza mhere. Ini ndinongonzwa kuti sei mamiriro acho anoda. — Kelly Kapoor
Chikonzero #864 nei tichida Kelly.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri24. Justice Beaver ndiani? — Dwight Schrute
Uye zvechokwadi, Jim akapa mhinduro yakanakisisa uye akati, 'Iri bhiza rinorwisa utsotsi.'
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri25. Kana uri mwana, unofunga kuti vabereki vako ishamwari dzemweya. Vana vangu vachataura chokwadi pamusoro pazvo. — Pam Beesley
Cece musikana ane rombo rakanaka!
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri26. Tine gym kumba. Inonzi bedroom. — Phyllis Lapin-Vance
Kutaura chokwadi, macalorie akawanda anogona kupiswa imomo.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri27. Ndinofungidzira ndave ndichishanda zvakaoma, ndakakanganwa kuti zvakaita sei kushanda zvakaoma. — Michael Scott
Zvakakwana zvinotsanangura kuti 'World's Best Boss' mug.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri28. Ndinyengedze kamwe, rova mumwe. Ndinyengedze kaviri, rova katatu. — Michael Scott
Tinogona kuwana nemotto iyi.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri29. Handitauri marara, ndinotaura smack. Vakasiyana zvachose. — Kelly Kapoor
Vimba naKelly kuti ape tenzi kirasi paTrash Talk 101.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri30. Ndinoda kuita vhiri rengoro. Asi chaiyo zvakajairika. Hazvina kukwana kuita hombe kubva pazviri, asi ndinoziva kuti munhu wese akazviona. Imwe inokatyamadza, inoyevedza cartwheel. - Creed Bratton
Iwe wakafanirwa nazvo zvachose, Creed.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri31. Ndinofunga, sei kutambisa nguva kutaura mashoko akawanda, kana mashoko mashoma kuita mano. — Kevin Malone
Zviripachena, Kevin uye Cookie Monster vaizova ipapo BFF's kana vakasangana muhupenyu chaihwo.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri32. 'Handina basa nezvavanotaura pamusoro pangu. Ndinoda kudya chete.' — Pam Beesly
Zvikuru isu pane chero bato.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri33. 'Ndiputse chidimbu cheiyo ... fancy mabiko.' — Andy Bernard
Tinogona kutenda Andy's remixed vhezheni yeKit Kat jingle.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri34. Ndiri shiri yepakutanga uye ndiri usiku. Saka ndakachenjera uye ndine makonye. — Michael Scott
Huviri hwakasimba hunhu, kana iwe ukatibvunza.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri35. 'Ndiri kutiza mabasa angu uye ndinonzwa zvakanaka.' — Michael Scott
Pane mumwe munhu akaedzwa kuita izvi kanenge kamwe pavhiki?
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri36. 'Ndakarega kutarisira kare kare.' - Creed Bratton
Creed achitsanangura zvake maitiro ake ekubira mafungiro.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri37. 'Mapere, bhiti, Battlestar Galactica .' — Jim Halpert
Hatife takakanganwa nzvimbo yaJim-pakufunga kwaDwight sezvaakataura mutsara uyu wakakurumbira.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri38. 'Handinzwisisi chinhu.' — Michael Scott
Tavepowo, Michael.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviri39. 'Nokuda kwechisarudzo changu chegore idzva, ndakarega kunwa ... mukati mevhiki.' — Meredith Palmer
Nguva dzose zvakanaka kutanga zvishoma.
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