42 Zvinhu Zvaunonzwisisa Chete Kana Uchibva kuChicago

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Chicago inogona kuzivikanwa seGuta reChipiri, asi ndiyo chekutanga guta mumwoyo yedu. Hezvino zvinhu makumi mana nemaviri chete vechokwadi vekuChicago vanonzwisisa.

1. Willis Tower ichagara iri Sears Tower.

2. Zita remadunhurirwa reWindy City harina chekuita nemhepo chaiyo. Zvematongerwo enyika kana chimwe chinhu...hatina chokwadi, asi tinogara tichikugadzirisa.

3. Asi usazviti Chi-town kunze kwekunge uri Kanye West.

4. Shoko rimwe: Chiberia.

5. Apo kutonhora kunodonha 30 degrees mukati memaawa mashomanana, isu hatiiti ziso.

6. Uye kuchera motokari yedu kubva 18 inches echando inovakwa mumitambo yedu yemangwanani echando.

7. Tinotenderedza maziso patinonzwa nezvekumiswa kwechikoro nekuda kwechando.

8. Asi kana ichinge yarova madhigirii makumi mana, ichiri zhizha. Bye, jasi rakasviba.

9. Lake Effect ndeyechokwadi, uye hatife takainzwisisa.

10. Tinongoziva kuti kana iri pedyo nedhamu, kurongedza juzi.

11. Uye hapana chinobwinya kupfuura kudziya kwekunze, bhasikoro neLake Shore Drive.

12. Nzvimbo yakanakisa yemazuva ese iLincoln Park Zoo.

13. Iyo yakaipisisa date nzvimbo iri chero kupi muWrigleyville.

14. Isu tiri pazita rekutanga naSue, munoziva, shamwari yedu T. rex.

15. Uye isu tose tine Ferris Bueller-yakaigadzirisa nekutarisa paSeurat's Svondo paLa Grande Jatte.

16. Kutaura nezvazvo, iwe wanyatsofunga nezve kuita reservation pasi pe Abe Froman, aka the soseji mambo weChicago .

17. VaMunda vanogona kutora zvachose Mr. Macy.

18. Uye mukomana unotenda here Casimir Pulaski.

19. Uye nyama yemombe yokuItaly.

20. Asi musatya kutishumira isu tisina kunyura mukururama.

21. Randolph Street inofanana nekudya kunoshamisa.

22. Uye tinorota tichidya kuAlinea.

23. Hapana kunhuhwirira munyika kunobwinya semapopu aGarrett.

24. Shamwari yako inopika kuti inoziva Lou Malnati, asi iwe hausati waona chero ipizza yemahara.

25. Asi isu tanyanya kushanyira majoini akadzika-ndiro--kana wagadzirira, tinokutsanangurira nzira yedu yatinofarira, isina-inorohwa.

26. Viagra Triangle ndeye 100 muzana, yakatumidzwa zvakakodzera.

27. Uye Bhinzi yakawandisa.

28. Asi kana iwe uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchingerwa.

29. Uyewo, zita rayo chairo rinonzi Cloud Gate.

30. Uri North Sider kana South Sider.

31. Kana kuti Lolla kana munhu wePitchfork (asi isu hatigoni kubvumirana here kuti vana vari kuwedzera vaduku uye vaduku pane zvose?).

32. Tine rudo rwakanyanya-ruvengo ukama na'L.'

33. Asi zviri pamutemo kutya kuchovha Red Line paCubs mutambo zuva.

34. Uye nekutongerwa kuisa ketchup pahot dogs dzedu.

35. Asi nokuda kwechimwe chikonzero tinonakidzwa nekushevedzwa nemadzimai eWieners Circle na2 a.m.

36. Oh, uye DA BEAR.

37. DA BURU.

38. DA SOX.

39. DA CUBS. Gore rino richava the gore.

40. DA HAWKS. Tagara tichida hockey (zvakanaka, kwemakore mashanu apfuura?).

41. Hatina chokwadi chekuti sei tichivenga maPackers; tinongoita.

42. Best coast = hapana gungwa. Asi ndiani anoda mahombekombe kana iwe uine Lake Michigan?

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