Astrology haisi mashiripiti, asi dzimwe nguva inonzwa senge zodiac ine portal mumakona ari kure epfungwa dzako. Saka takaedza kufungidzira zvakavanzika zvako zvakadzika, zvakasvibira, zvakanyanya-akakodzera cringe zvichibva pachiratidzo chako chete. Asi usazvinetse: Hatizoudze chero munhu.
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praetorianphoto/Getty ImagesAries: Iwe wakaputsa isingadzokeri yemhuri nhaka panguva yekutsamwa
Iwe uri mukuru, asi iwe uri mwana wezodhiac kana zvasvika pakuratidza kutsamwa kwako. Uye zvino icho chishongo chemuti chinoyevedza chenzou yakapfeka bhurugwa rakagadzirwa neSwarovski crystals icharasika kuzvizvarwa nekusingaperi. Chikamu chakaipisisa: Iwe haugone kana kuyeuka kuti sei wanga wakapenga pakutanga.
Foxys_forest_manufacture/Getty ImagesTaurus: Wakwereta shamwari yako's cashmere cardigan uye havana hurongwa hwekuidzosera
Shamwari yako payaakakupa chiputiriso chake chinotonhorera, chinoyevedza, chinodhura chingangoita mazana emadhora, wakabva wafunga kwauri kuti, Hongu, haasi kuwana izvi… Hupenyu hwese hwekuronga zvipfeko zvako usingambomubvumiri kuti akuone uchichipfeka zvachose. yakakosha kune yekudyara chidimbu chawakatengera vakasununguka .
FG Trade/Getty ImagesGemini: Iwe'handina kumbochengeta chakavanzika muhupenyu hwako
Kugara pamakuhwa 'kusvika wafa ndiyo tsanangudzo yako yegehena. Pashure pezvose, kana chakavanzika chikasawira munzeve dzomumwe munhu, chaizvoizvo chakavanzika here? Nepfungwa yako, ndeyako basa kufonera chakavanzika kuti chirambe chichirarama. Iwe unogona kunge uchitochengeta yakatsaukana yepfungwa Rolodex yeVirgos uye Scorpios pane inochengetedza kuti ugamuchire uye ine yese yekudurura tii kukuvara kwawakasika, panguva imwe chete ichivapa nzira yakawandisa tsvina pauri, hongu. Asi chirevo chako chinoramba chiripo: Miromo iyi yaiitirwa kutaura.
Mufananidzo Source / Getty MifananidzoCancer: Wawana shamwari yako's ex akadzingwa basa
Anogona kunge akasimbirira-pakati pekuchema-kuti iye nemukomana wake vakarambana, asi pawakaona misodzi yoyerera pamatama, wanga watove munzira kunofonera mukuru wake neruzhinji rwekunyunyuta kwevatengi uchishandisa nharembozha. zvinongoitika kuti uve neruoko nguva dzese. Hei, zvese zvakanaka murudo uyehondokuva shamwari yakanaka.
nicoletaionescu/Getty ImagesLeo: Unonakidzwa nekutariswa zvisina kunaka
Iwe wakanyanya kuva nyenyedzi yehupenyu hwako zvekuti unobvuma kunyangwe kutariswa kwakashata. Chokwadi, ungada kudiwa pane kuvengwa, asi kana sarudzo iri chokwadi nyeredzi villain kana kukanzurwa , zvakanaka, hatisi pano kuti tiite shamwari zvakare, ndizvo here? Uye kana munhu wese akasarudza kubata kupindira kwemaitiro ako akaipa? Zvinorwadza, asi zvirinani iwe unonzwa uchionekwa, uye iwe unozoratidza kune chero nzvimbo.
FilippoBacci/Getty MifananidzoVirgo: Iwe wakaba chingamu kamwe semwana, uye iyo'ndiyo nyaya yenguva yako yese yekurapa
Virgos, uri munhu anozviratidzira wega, ichokwadi. Saka chidiki chidiki chinokanganisa chawakaita uchiri mudiki chichiri kuzivisa zvese zvako zvemazuva ano goody-goodyism, inova yako wega, kuregererwa kusingaperi. Dai wakatenda mukuregererwa nesimba sezvaunoita chirango. Ingoedza kurangarira: Yaiva chingamu.
Piola666/Getty MifananidzoLibra: Unovenga shamwari yako yepamoyo
Iwe wakagadzira frenemies, Libra, nekuti kumwe munzira mukuda kwako kudiwa nevose, wakawana vanhu vashoma vausingakwanise kumira. Pane kungobvuma kuti havasi vese ndevako, wakavachengeta nekuti uchiri kuda kuti vakude. Saka, zvino mave mabesties, kunyangwe muchigumburana uye nekumanikidzana kufonerana sweetie kuvhara hasha dzakadzika. Asi tese tinogona kuzvinzwa, trust me, sweetie.
AlessandroPhoto/Getty ImagesScorpio: Iwe pamhepo STALK ZVAKANAKA, UNONYANYA ziso rakavanzika
Enda mberi ugamuchire vavakidzani vatsva neJell-O mold uye bvunza zvinokufadza. Asi ngative vakatendeseka: Unotoziva zvese zvipfupi zvenhamba dzekuchengetedzwa kwevanhu. Iwe wakapinda zvakadzika mune yavo yedhijitari tsoka. Muchokwadi, iwe unogona kunge uchitova nevechitatu-bato simbiso uye kwakasiyana-siyana humbowo humbowo hwavasina kutomboziva kuti hwaivepo. Uye iwe haugone kutaura chero chinhu. Kana iwewo haudi. Ndizvo zvinoita kuti chiso chako chepoker chive chisina kunaka, ndosaka usingambobatiki.
JulieanneBirch/Getty ImagesSagittarius: Iwe'kwete 100 muzana yakazvimirira mune zvemari
Kazhinji pane zvisiri izvo, imi maSagittarian muri kubhanga hupenyu hwenyu hwesango, husina hanya, hwekuyemura nehafu-yakajairwa mari infusions kubva kuvabereki vako kana vadyidzani kana shamwari kana GoFundMe's kana chii-unacho-iwe. Zvechokwadi, vamwe venyu vanoita bhangi-iwe wakachenjera uye une chido, shure kwezvose-asi kurarama kukuru kunogona kureva kurarama mubhadharo mukuru kune mubhadharo mukuru. Chinhu chakanaka iwe ndiwe rombo rakanaka chiratidzo, saka rinogara richibuda.
AsISeeIt/Getty ImagesCapricorn: Iwe wakawedzera GPA yako pane yako tangazve
SeCapricorn, iwe unozivikanwa nekutendeseka kwako kwehunyanzvi, uye kutyisa kwako kwakanyanya kunzwa sekubiridzira. Iwe unowanzo kuzvibata nehunhu hwepamusoro, saka imwe nguva yawakatora nzira yekudimbudzira ichakushungurudza. Iwe unogona kunge uine dambudziko rePR timu pakumira. Asi ngative vakatendeseka, iwe unoziva zviri nani kupfuura chero munhu, Cap, 3.99 haisi 4.00.
Pixdeluxe/Getty MifananidzoAquarius: Iwe'rekodhi nemafungiro ausina
Iwe unopfuura nemuzvikamu zvakawanda, Aquarius (kutenderera-brush bangs, libertarianism, Hanson, nezvimwewo), uye dzimwe nguva maonero anonyadzisa anopedzisira aramba akamira. Hakusi kuti wakanyanya kuzvikudza kuti uvandudze maonero ako enyika; ndezvekuti unovenga kubatwa nezvawakambopfuura. Mushure mezvose, zvinhu zvako zviviri zvaunofarira ndezveramangwana uye kuve chokwadi. Saka ngatirambei takayambuka kuti quote yako mubepanhau revadzidzi yakachengetwa zvachose.
recep-bg/Getty ImagesPisces: Unotenda nhema dzako
Pawakanga wanonoka hafu yeawa pakudya kwemanheru nekuti wakabatwa uchitaura nemunhu wausingazive ane imbwa tattoo yakanaka, iwe wakazvipomera traffic. Asi panguva iyoyo wakazvitenda. Panguva iyoyo, kwauri, chaive chokwadi kuti traffic yaive yakaipa. Kana paine munhu ane simba rekuchinja chokwadi, iPisces, asi hapana anozviita, saka zviri nani chengeta iyi simba guru padyo nechipfuva. Uye chaizvo-ndapota usazviudze kuti une simba guru, nekuti unotozvitenda.
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