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Mushure mekusunungurwa kweMurume weSimbi, tinogona kuona kupenga kwaSuperman. Kune akawanda magamba magamba akaita saBatman, Spiderman nezvimwewo. Zvisinei, Superman agara achitifadza zvakanyanya. Kunyange majee anosetsa uye chokwadi nezve Superman zvinonakidza chaizvo. Kunyangwe kana mumwe munhu asingazive nezve Superman, majee pane iri gamba anonzwika nekusekwa.
Joke yakajairika pamusoro paSuperman ndeye chipfeko chake, kunyanya chipfeko chemukati. Ukatarisa mifananidzo yaSuperman, unogona kuona kuti akapfeka mbatya dzemukati kunze. Uku kwave kuseka kuseka kwevanhu vazhinji kusanganisira vana. Kana iwe uri Superman fan, saka heano majee mashoma kwaari anogona kukuita ROFL!
Majee anonakidza nezve Superman:
Joke 1: Zita murume anopfeka zvipfeko zvemukati kunze kwebhurugwa rake? Haisi mumwe kunze kwaiye Superman.
Joke 2: Ndiani anopfeka undie tsvuku? Superman.
Joke 3: Sei Superman achibhururuka? Nekuti aive ave kubhowekana saka akatanga kubhururuka mudenga.
Joke 4: Superman naChuck Norris vakambobheja pamutambo wewrestling. Anokundwa aifanira kupfeka chipfeko chake chemukati kunze kwehembe dzake.
Joke 5: Sei Superman akapfeka mbatya yakakamira? Nekuti akapfeka saizi S!
Joke 6: Sei Superman achipfeka ma undies ake kunze? Nekuti anogara achimhanya saka akanganwa kupfeka ma undies kutanga.
Joke 7: Chii chakanyanya kushaya simba kwaSuperman? Bhiza reBucking.
Joke 8: Ndeipi Superhero inoshandisa kutakura? Ruoko rwake rurefu rwakaringana kumuita kuti abhururuke pasina mutengo.
Joke 9: Chii chakataurwa naSuperman paakaroora vakadzi vaviri pazuva rimwe chete. 'Icho chihombe bigamy!'
Joke 10: Chii chaungawana mune yekugezera yaSuperman? Superbowl.
Joke 11: Chii chaunowana kana ukayambuka murume wesimbi nemuto unopisa wemuriwo? Souperman!
Joke 12: Chii chinonzi tsvuku nebhuruu uye chinoenda mamaira mamaira paawa? Superman mune blender.
Aya mashoma majee akajairika nezve Superman. Kana asingakwanise kuzviseka iye, tinogona! Unoziva here mamwe majee nezve gamba iri?
