Pane chikonzero chekuti avo vanoziva zvishoma nezve girama vanova vatevedzeri vayo: Hapana mumwe munhu anoita seane hanya nazvo. Kufanana neinosuruvarisa hunyanzvi hwekudzoreredza mukamuri yepasi peThe Met, magiramahedhi anowanzo shanda akazvimiririra, asi aine chinangwa chinofambiswa nesimbi kubvisa tsvina inounganidzwa pachiso chemutauro. Pane chero wekutanga anopindura nekukurumidza patsoka dzake kupfuura munyanyi wegirama? (Jambalaya and I <3, reads the first comment on your post about putting your beloved dog down. Thanks, Aunt Hilda.) They are the watchmen of language, the last guard of dangling modifiers, Strunk and White and Oxford commas…and before you open a new email to blast me, we do not use serial commas atPampereDpeopleny.
Semunyori mukuru weChirungu uye iye zvino munyori ane hunyanzvi uye mupepeti, iniwo ndanzwa kuti magetsi anopenya pakuona nekugadzirisa chikanganiso chegirama. Pane chimwe chinhu chinotyisa kupfuura kutema chinyoreso dzvuku nebhii guru rakarasika rakaita seZoro kuburikidza nebepa jena pamutsetse wembatya? Asi sekugona kwandinogona kuonga adrenaline kumhanya kwedhiyagiramu mutsara, iniwo, ndinobvuma, ndine zvangu zvikanganiso: Kurangarira kwangu kwedimiyo ndeye wonky - semuenzaniso, hofisi yepositi chiteshi chetsamba - ndiri muverengi anononoka uye a mediocre speller pane zvakanakisisa. Yese sarudzo ye syntactical uye semantical yandinotumira muchadenga inonzwa yakaibva newaya dzerwendo. Imwe nhanho isiriyo uye giramaheads vane ini mune yavo crosshair vakagadzirira kundinyadzisa.
Uye kunyange pasina chinhu chitsva pamusoro pekunyadziswa kwegirama-chiito chekunongedza kushandiswa kusiri iko kwemutauro-pane chimwe chinhu chakaoma nezvazvo. Hungu, girama inokosha. Chinangwa chayo ndechekutibatsira kuti titaure zvakajeka. koma imwe chete inogona kushandura zvese: Ndishevedze Baba! vs. Ndishevedzei, Baba! mutsauko pakati pemutsara wenhaurirano mune zvinonyadzisira uye mutsara wenhaurirano mu a Kutorwa film.
Kopa vapepeti, madhiraivha, nezvimwe.-izvi zvakakosha pakuenderana kweshoko rakanyorwa mune mamwe mamiriro. Zvinyorwa anofanira shandisa seti yemitemo yemazwi anogara pamapeji avo. Vadzidzisi vachidzidzisa girama anofanira kukwanisa kukumbira vadzidzi kuti vazviite nemazvo. Screenplays anofanira iswa zvimisikidzo zvakajeka kuti tizive kana chiitiko ichi chichifanira kuunzwa mune yakawanda sexy-pizzaman toni kana kuti Liam-Neeson's-mwanasikana-ave-akapambwa toni.
Asi girama haisi physics. Haisipo pasina isu munyika yakasikwa. Icho chinhu isu, pamwe chete - kubva kuhukuru hwemagariro kusvika kune zvematongerwo enyika emhuri dzedu dzenyukireya - tinogadzira sezvatiri kufamba. Nekukurumidza sekushanda kunoita vanhu vepa AP, MLA neChicago kuti vatevedzere madhiraivha avo, chimiro chekushanduka kwemutauro zvinoreva kuti avo vanogadzira mitemo yakatenderedza mutauro vachagara vari nhanho gumi kumashure.
Uye ngative vakatendeseka, kazhinji yenguva, zvisinei nekukanganisa kwegirama, tinogona kunzwisisa izvo munhu ari kuedza kutaura. Kuona chikamu chazvino che Vadzimai Chaivo Vepamba veDallas , Tiffany, chiremba wokutindivadza akadzidza zvikuru, anoseka uye anoruramisa Kameron, archetypal blonde bimbo (chipfeko chaanosarudza kupindira uye chaanoda iye pachake), nokuda kwemhosho dzegirama dzakatevedzana—kupesanisa zvipauro zvine zviso zviviri uye zvinopokanidzana. uyewo kusaziva zvinoreva cathartic. Kameron anopindura nekubvunza Tiffany kana achida kuita kuti vanhu vanzwe benzi, uye apo isu tinogona kupinda muTiffany v. Kameron feud imwe nguva (#teamTiffany: Ndinotenda kuti Kameron's chicken foot comments are actually far more damage), Kameron anosimudza pfungwa yakanaka. (Heino clip chaiyo yehurukuro.)
Tiffany anofunga kuti ari kubatsira Kameron nokumudzidzisa kutaura zvakarurama, asi Kameron anonzwa kuderedzwa. Kunyangwe pasina kururamiswa kwaTiffany, munhu wese akawana zvaitaurwa naKameron. Saka zvine basa rei kumudaidza? Kungomunyadzisa here? Uye, kwete kuwana uzivi , asi kana tichiziva zviri kutaurwa naKameron, kunyangwe ari kuzvitaura zvisiri izvo, saka achiri kuzvitaura. Chokwadi, Kameron Westcott akapfuma segehena uye pamwe aive nedzidzo imwe yakanaka, asi isu tiri vanaani kuti titarise mashandiro anoita uropi hwake? Kana kuti uropi hwemunhu hunoshanda sei?
Zvinondiunza kune chimwe chezvikonzero zvakakosha isu tinofanirwa kumisa kunyadzisa: dyslexia. Dyslexia urema hwekudzidza hunoonekwa nekunetseka kuverenga. Uye nepo dyslexia ichitora zvimiro nemhando dzakawanda, inowanzosvika pakudzidza girama. Maererano ne Iyo Yale Center yeDyslexia uye Kusika , Dyslexia inokanganisa 20 muzana yevagari vemo uye inomiririra 80 kusvika ku90 muzana yevose vane hurema hwekudzidza. Makumi maviri muzana evanhu? Izvi zvinoreva kuti imwe neimwe kubva kashanu iwe unoruramisa kushandiswa zvisina kunaka kwomunhu kwechimwe chinhu chakaoma upenzi sehomofoni (mashoko anonzwika zvakafanana asi anopereterwa zvakasiyana), unogona kuudza izvi kune mumwe munhu akatoudzwa chimwe chinhu chakadai. zuva rega rega rehupenyu hwavo. Kune pfungwa dzakangwara dzisingakwanise kwehupenyu hwavo kufunga kuti ndeupi muroyi kana kuti ndeupi wavo, varipo kana kuti varipo kushandisa. Haisi kuratidza njere dzemumwe munhu. Hakusi kushora kuri pachena kwemitemo. Ndiyo nzira iyo 20 muzana yehuropi hwevanhu hunoshanda.
Asi hazvipereri ipapo. Zvinoita senge kururamiswa kudiki kana kuedza kubatsira zvinogona kungoita kuti mumwe munhu agara ari munjodzi mukati menzanga anzwe zvakanyanya kufumurwa-chaizvoizvo kuranga mumwe munhu nekuda kwehurema, nekuda kwekurerwa kwake mune zvemagariro nehupfumi kana tsika. Patinonzwisisa zvakanyanya nezve dyslexia, tinobva tanyanya kuita hanya nekuti mumwe munhu akashandisa zvisirizvo zvake. Patinonzwisisa zvakanyanya kuti hurongwa hwatyoka, kuti nepo kirasi yevadzidzi vegiredhi yechitanhatu iri kudzidza nezve chiitiko chekare apo imwe ichiverenga padanho regiredhi rechitatu, isu tinofanirwa kuve nehanya kana danho remumiriri riine chiperengo chikanganiso. Kunyanya isu tinonzwisisa nezvazvo simba remutauro nekuzivikanwa , hatifanire kuita hanya nekuedza kuita kuti avo vatinoti vamwe vanzwike sesu.
Pazvakanakisa, mapurisa egirama anosimbisa mitemo inotibatsira kutaurirana zvakajeka. Pakuipisisa kwayo, igadziriro yemitemo inopokana inobvumira vamwe vanhu kukwira manera vachidzora vamwe kumashure. Uye haisi iyo pfungwa yose yemutauro here kutisunungura?
Chero nzira, dai taida Liam Neeson kuti auye kuzotinunura, tinonzwa kuti aizowana pfungwa, aine kana asina koma.
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