Mushure mekupedza nguva yakawanda yegore rapfuura ndichifungira kuti ndevapi vana vane makore maviri munzanga yangu vakadzidziswa chimbuzi… uye ndichiita mutsimba nemwanakomana wangu kuita masaizi matanhatu ndichituka vamwari vakagadzira mabhokisi emuto, ndakafunga kuruma bara ndoedza nzira yemazuva matatu yekudzidzira potty (yakaitwa yakakurumbira nevarairidzi vekurera senge Lora Jensen uye mabhuku akadai Oh Crap! Potty Training ) Ini nemurume wangu taida maawa 72 akatwasuka ataikwanisa kupedzera kune izvi, saka takasarudza kupera kwevhiki refu rezororo, iro raivewo pakupera kwezuva rechitatu rekuzvarwa kwemwanakomana wedu. Hezvino zvakaitika ... uye kwazvakaitika.
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EVGENIIAND/GETTY IMAGESSaka, inoshanda sei?
Uku ndiko kudzidziswa kwehari nemoto. Iwe unongorasa madiapers uye woisa parutivi nguva yemazuva matatu yaunotarisa zvakanyanya pakudzidzisa mwana wako mashandisiro echimbuzi. Kuti uite izvi zvinobudirira, iwe uchafanirwa kuzvivharira wega mumba mako kuitira kuti ugare uri pedyo nehari. (Ndeipi nzira yakanaka yekupedza kupera kwevhiki, handiti?) Mushure memazuva matatu, iwe unofanirwa (muchirevo) kuve nemwana akadzidziswa poto. Izvo chaizvo zvakaenzana nekuhwina mudiki lottery.
Mladen Sladojevic/Getty ImagesChii chandinoda?
Kutanga, ronga mberi. Izvi zvinoreva kuti kutenga kwako kwese uye zvimwe zvinhu zviitwe zvisati zvaitika (ona chinyorwa pamusoro pekugadzikiswa). Iwe unogona kuronga mazuva ekutamba kana sleepovers kune vamwe vako (vakadzidziswa-hari) vana. Chechipiri, tora akati wandei maT-shirts ekuti mwana wako apfeke ayo anovhara nzvimbo yake yakavanzika-wana yakawanda kupfuura iwe yaunofunga kuti uchada. Mwana wako anogona kupfeka zvipfeko zvemukati kana kuenda ku commando asi pasina diapers kana bhurugwa - pfungwa ndeyokuti unoda kuti mwana wako aone zvinoitika paanoita tsaona. (Uye pachava netsaona.) Wagadzirira here? Ngatiitei.
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviriKutanga, nheyo inotonga
Zvichienderana nekuoma-mukati kwaunoda kuenda, kune nzira dzinoverengeka, kubva pakurasa zvachose madiapers mumba mako kuti urege mwana wako achiputira pamusoro pekapeti kuti ashandise kudhonza-kunze kwemba. Heano maitiro edu aitungamirira:
1. Mangwanani ezuva rokutanga, takati bye-bye kumapupa, kunze kwekurara, usiku hwose uye kutasva motokari kwenguva refu kupfuura awa.
2. Takamupomba akazara zvinwiwa, ndokumuisa papoto nechisimba maminitsi makumi maviri kusvika makumi matatu ega ega.
3. Kana akabudirira kukoira kana kuita tsvina, akawana M&M's. (Ndizvo zvakaitawo hanzvadzi yake ine gore, iyo yakamuitira zvakanaka.)
4. Kana akaita tsaona, hatina kuti, Ndizvozvo. Takati, Maiwe! Pee uye tsvina inopinda muhari.
Alija / Getty MifananidzoZuva 1
Ini nemurume wangu takange tataura nezveOperation Potty zvizhinji pachine nguva mberi, saka mwanakomana wedu ainyatsoziva kuti taizove tichiti mabhaibheri. Zvakakoshawo kuziva kuti mumwedzi miviri isati yasvika P-Day, aigara achikoira muchiuno chake. Mucheche Bjorn potty husiku huzhinji usati wageza.
Mabhuku ese akange ataura kuti pazuva rekutanga, mwana wako anofanira kufamba-famba asina chigadziko. Asi a) mwana wangu haana kumbobvira-mushwi uye b) yaive madhigirii gumi nemashanu kunze, saka takamurega akananga kunopfeka zvipfeko zvemukati (Thomas the Tank Engine, kana wanga uchinetseka). Aive akasununguka zvakanyanya neizvi.
Takamupa toni yemuto nemukaka, tikaisa Mucheche Bjorn pakati peimba yedu yekutandarira, uye tikamuunza kuti azoti pairi maminetsi makumi maviri ega ega. Takaona kuti patakabvunza kuti, Unotoita weti here? aigara akati kwete. (HAKUNA KUVIMBIKA!) Asi patakamurovera ipapo, aiwanzoita chimwe chinhu. Akaita tsaona ina dzetsaona dzepezi mukufamba kwezuva, uye kuderera kwaivepo pandakazviwana ndakwesha macheya edu emukicheni akasimudzwa nemucheka wekuchenesa machira. (Pro tip: Isa tauro pasi.) Ah, uye akamirira kusvika diaper yake yenguva yekurara yave kubuda. Asi zvose mune zvose, kwete zvakaipa .
M-image/Getty ImagesZuva 2
Akamuka, akabva akumbira kushandisa poto ndokunonga bhurugwa rake remukati, saka sezvinei ndakapinzwa mundangariro yenhema yekubudirira…iyo yakakurumidza kudonhedzwa apo iye (zvakare) akakoira pese pacheya yekubikira. ASI, kunze kwemangwanani kwakanga kusina tsaona, uye takatobuda mumba ndokufamba kwehafu yeawa pasina chakaitika. Murume wangu akaona kuti 1 dzemasikati. kusvika 3 p.m. yaiita kunge nguva yekuroya nezuro, saka takamutarisa semhare panguva iyi… uye takakwanisa kumisa imwe #1 ine chekuita nenjodzi asi takanonoka pa#2. Mushure mekurara, aive mwana wegoridhe, achikumbira kushandisa poto, achiparadza kudya kwake kwemanheru nemamiriyoni mapfumbamwe M&Ms uye kusasvibisa tauro ndakazopedzisira ndakangwara zvekuisa pachigaro chake.
lostinbirds/Getty ImagesZuva rechitatu
Vakomana. Takava nezuva rekusaita tsaona! Takatomuunza kuHome Depot, kwaakabudirira kushandisa iyi diki diki chigaro chinotakurika kukoira muchimbuzi cheveruzhinji. (Ropafadza.) Isu takarega kuve takanyanya dhiraconian nemutemo wega-wemaminetsi makumi maviri, uye takavimba zvakanyanya nekutarisa kunwa kwake kwemvura kuti tione paaizofanira kuenda. Poop yakaramba yakabudirira…aive aine chipfeko chemukati chakakanganisika, uye zvakare mumucheka wake. Asi nhanho dzemwana…nhai?
Makumi maviri nemakumi maviriMhedziso, muchidimbu(s)
Nzira yacho inoshanda chaizvo, asi ishuviro yekuidaidza kuti mazuva matatu, uye handikwanise kutaura kuti takanyanya padyo pamberi pepoop. (Uye tinoziva kuti vana vakawanda vachiri kupedzisira vachishandisa manapukeni usiku kwekanguva kunyange pashure pokunge vadzidziswa poto.) Asi zvakakodzera, uye isu zvirokwazvo tichaenderera mberi nechirongwa ichi mumazuva mana, mashanu uye mberi. Uye sezvavanotaura, sh * t inoitika.
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