Tinotanga kudzoka muBerkshires nekukakavadzana kwaBethenny naCarole mukuzara. Kwete kurapa mamiriro… asi , Bethenny anoda zvakajeka kuti Carole ave amai vake, kumumbundira uye kumuudza kuti, Uri kuita chinhu chinoshamisa kuPuerto Rico. Vanokuda. Ndiyo tsananguro bedzi inogamuchirika pamusoro penzira iyo Bethenny ari kuita—sepwere ine utsinye, achisunda ganhuriro dzezvaanogona kutaura kuna amai vake kuti aone kana achizomuda. Iwe unoratidzika kunge wakanyanya muchimiro chako uye ruvara rwebvudzi rako uye Tinsley, zvinoreva kuti: Ndiudze kuti unondida !!!!
Izvo zvese zvinosiririsa uye kusuwa zvekuti isu takapotsa tisingape Lu mapoinzi her kusuwa uye kupererwa. Ndiye jester wechisvusvuro ichi, chiming ari kuruboshwe uye rworudyi pamusoro Bethenny uye Carole hondo pamusoro Adhamu Operator sokunge ane chokuita naye kana sokunge kuti anonzwisisa kuti Bethenny anorevei kubudikidza opareta. Anovhiya muzukuru wangu NAWE, Lu anosheedzera kubva mumhino. Oy. Uye kana Carole adonhedza zvisina basa kuti Bethenny akadana Lu murasiki-izvo Bethenny anoramba asi achibvuma. ndizvo manzwiro aanoita—Lu haakwanisi kuzvirega. Zvinosekesa panguva iyoyo, kuona mukadzi anonyengerwa achigumburwa nekanyoro kakadaro, asi Lu paakazodhuma boka revakadzi ndokuvatutira musalad yaamai, tinoziva kuti pane chakaipa. Hunhu hwake huri kunze kwemachati, asi hapana anoteerera.
Iwe unoona, sepamusha chero upi zvawo wakaputsika, kana vabereki vachirwa, zvakawanda zvinowira munzira. Hondo yeBethenny naCarole haina kusiyana. Ndicho chinhu chinopenya munhu wese pamutambo wekuuraya chakavanzika chekudya haagone kubatsira asi kuterera. Uye nepo amai naamai vachipopotedzana vachitanga, vose vanorasikirwa nenzvimbo yemwana ane dambudziko, Luann, ane maronda okurambana ari kuwedzera pasi pedenga. Kana uchinge wabvisa ese maseru — iyo Diana Ross wigi, iyo spray tan, turquoise statement chidimbu, penthouse, iyo '90s real estate agent, muzukuru akafambidzana naAdam-une mukadzi akatyoka ane dambudziko rekunwa rakasungirirwa njodzi. Palm Beach.
Chikamu chinosuruvarisa zvikuru cheiyi njodzi yeShakespearean ndechekuti munhu mumwechete anoziva nezvekuyamura njodzi ari pamutambo wake. Kazhinji, Bethenny aikwanisa kuona ichi chamupupuri cheLuann kubva chinhambwe chemamaira omuudza kuti ari kunwa zvakanyanya. Asi Bethenny's full-tilt nutty right now, fungidziro pana Ramona uye achipopotera chimwe chinhu kuna Kevin, mutyairi wake, zvinokatyamadza kuti tisazvinyora...asi tichazo: Unowana bhonasi yeKisimusi uye hauchandibatsiri nemabhegi angu? Izvi zvinongonyadzisa, uye ndizvo zvinoitwa naBethenny kune vanhu vaanotenda kuti vanovakanganisa: Anofemera moto wakakwana pavavengi vake, kwete kuti vauraye, asi kuti vadzime mbatya, kuitira kuti kana angopedza, vanodedera uye vasina kupfeka. (Kana Bethenny asiri Scorpio, tichava-Zvakanaka, kungoGoogled. Ari 100 muzana yeScorpio. Hongu.)
Kudzoka muguta, Sonja anogadzirisa sink yakaputsika kubva mukumbundirwa kwenyama kusingakanganwike munenge muna 2008 (ndiwo makore gumi apfuura, vanhu) uye Bethenny mauto. mumwe Pati yezororo, a New York Pati yezororo funga iwe-kune vanhu vatanhatu vakafanana muBerkshires. Bethenny anozviona semugamuchiri akanaka, asi uchimutarisa achinongedza kumubiki wesushi ndokuti kuna Carole, Izvi hazvina kunaka here? hainzwi sechinhu chinoshamisa chekugamuchira kuita. Inonzwa zvakanyanya semamiriro ekutapwa.
Asi isu takasiyana. Kunyange pakanga paine simbi yakawanda uye inopenya zvaive zvakaoma kutarisisa chiono chedu, takakwanisa kuita mutambo mudiki unonakidza wewhite elephant izere nerunako blender. cleaner (sei…zvakanaka?), chikwama chedehwe, mamwe maserum anodzivirira kuchembera kwete naRamona uye bhokisi reHanky Pankys. Iyo pièce de resistance, hongu, haisi chero yezvipo zvichena nzou, asi hupenyu-saizi nutcracker yemwanasikana waBethenny inounzwa nemurume asina kujairika. hombe salads Dorinda.
Pane zvinhu zvakawanda zvisina kunaka pachiitiko ichi. Kune imwe, nekuda kwekuti mwana wako anoti anoda hupenyu-saizi nutcracker hazvireve kuti iwe unomuwanira. Zvinotyisa, sezvazviri, chinhu chezviroto. Uye hapana nzira yekuti Brynn ape hoot imwe chete nezvazvo mangwanani. Zvakare, zvakadii goddamn zvakaoma kuwana hombe nutcracker? Vanotora mukova wega wega munyika panguva yeKisimusi. Uye hongu, isu tinonzwa sekunge isu tinogona kutaura nezve nyaya iyi nekuti isu tine nhengo yemhuri (iyo inoda kuramba isina zita) yaimbotora yakakwirira-yekupedzisira nutcrackers (ikoko. ndizvo chinhu chakadaro) zvisinei nekupemberera Hanukkah. Isu tinoziva kubva pane zvakaitika kwaari kuti izvi ndezvekufarira Brynn pasina mubvunzo achakura kubva uye achanzwa kunyara zvishoma mune ramangwana. Vanofanira kucheka nutcracker kuti vashandise semoto weBethenny wakasuwa panzvimbo.
Yakafukidzwa nehombe nutcracker uye yakawanda Bethenny/Carole kutaura, ronda rekufamba iro riri Luann rinoenda risingaonekwe. Chokwadi, Bethenny paakazivisa kuti Tom akanga ava nemusikana mutsva akanga abatwa neshungu, Lu akapindura nemashoko akanaka ega, Lay low, Dick! Asi izvo zvaive zvakadaro. Vakadzi vakadzokera kuBethenny vachivaudza kuti Carole aiita seakasuruvara uye akasuruvara.
Izvi zvichadzokera kuna Carole paLuann's blood drive (izvo, zvinosetsa, hapana anogona kupa ropa nekuda kwezvikonzero zvakawanda). Kune Madzimai Emba, iyi kongiresi yevakadzi-vasina kugutsikana naBethenny-inogona kunge iri nguva yenhoroondo yakafanana neVanakomana veRusununguko vachironga Boston Tea Party: Ivo havachaitora zvakare. Nei vachibvumira Bethenny kutaura navo saizvozvo? Sei Bethenny achigona kutaura nezvebhizinesi rake asi achizvidza Ramona nekutaura nezve rake? Nei Bethenny achifonera Carole akasuruvara uye akasurukirwa iye Bethenny ari iye akasuwa uye akasurukirwa? Madzimai ari kubatana. Vanoda mamiriro ebasa akanaka. Hapasisina Skinny Girl chigadzirwa kuiswa pasina chinomiririra !!!!
Uye muchiitiko chaisaita senge chichapera, isu pakupedzisira (kana kuti isu tinofunga) takazorora kwesekondi muPenthouse yaLuann kwaanogona kufema mweya wakatsetseka weNYC kubva pavharanda rake. Asi kana paine anga akacherekedza nzou chena yaive mumba, zviratidzo zvaivemo. Pakanga pasina nzira iyo Lu yaienda kuPalm Beach, uko Tom nemusikana wake mutsva akaputika uye akaputika, pasina chiitiko. Uye nechiitiko isu zvirokwazvo tinoreva kusungwa kwekuita zvisina hurongwa.
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