Kana wakambove akaroora kwemakore maviri kana makumi maviri, chokwadi chimwe chakapfava chinoramba chiripo: muchato unotora zvizhinji yebasa (tisingatauri, matani ekushivirira!). Uye kunyange zvazvo zvidzidzo zvikuru zvehukama zvichibva pane zvakaitika, hazvimborwadzi kuwana imwe nzwisiso kubva kune vamwe vakaroorana vakati ndinoita . Panguva ino, tiri kutendeukira kune vamwe vedu vanozivikanwa vakadzi nevarume, vanonyatsoziva kuti kuroora kwakafanana. zvinosetsa sezvo zvakaoma. Kubva mumuromo we Catherine Zeta-Jones , Kristen Bell uye mhiri, heano 32 anosetsa emuchato makotesheni ayo achaita kuti useka uye uti, zvakafanana.
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1. Vanhu vakaroorana chete ndivo vanogona kunzwisisa kuti unogona sei kusuruvara uye kufara panguva imwe chete. — Chris Rock
2. Ndangoziva kuti mudzimai arikunyora bhuku pamusoro pehoneymoon yedu inonzi 50 Shades of Just OK. —Conan O’Brien
3. Ndinoda kuroorwa. It'zvakanaka kwazvo kuwana iye munhu akakosha waunoda kutsamwisa kwehupenyu hwako hwese. — Rita Rudner
4. Ndakambobvunza baba vangu kuti, ‘Iwe naAmai makagara sei muwanano kwemakore 33?’ Uye vakati, ‘Zvakanaka, hatina kumboda kurambana panguva imwe chete.’ — Gwyneth Paltrow
5. Ndinofunga kuti mutemo wakanaka wegunwe ndewekusambotamba 'f**k/marry/kill' pakati pevamwe vakaroorana vauri kugara navo iye zvino. — Chrissy Teigen
6. Kuti wanano ibudirire, mukadzi wese nemurume wese ngaave nebathroom yake. Magumo. — Catherine Zeta-Jones
7. Muwanano imwe neimwe yakanaka, kunobhadhara dzimwe nguva kuva matsi zvishoma. —Ruth Bader Ginsburg
8. 'Tine mitemo miviri muukama hwedu. Mutemo wekutanga ndewekuti ndinoita kuti anzwe sekunge ari kuwana zvese. Mutemo wechipiri ndewekuti ndinomurega ave nenzira yake mune zvese. Uye, kusvika zvino, zviri kushanda.' — Justin Timberlake
9. Pedza maminitsi mashoma pazuva uchinyatsoteerera mumwe wako. Hazvina mhosva kuti matambudziko ake anonzwika sei kwauri. —Megan Mullally
10. Chero uchiziva kuti varume vakaita sevana, unoziva zvese! ― Coco Chanel
11. Ndinonetsana kana murume wangu achiwacha. Kune rimwe divi aiwacha. Kune rimwe divi, zvipfeko zvangu zvino zvinogona kutengeswa kuGap Vana. — Molly McNearney
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13. Varume vakaita semoto. Vanobuda kunze kana vasina. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
14. Ndiri mudzimai akazvipira. Uye ndinofanira kuzvipira, zvakare-kuve ndakaroorwa kakawanda. — Elizabeth Taylor
15. Ndakaroorwa nokuda rudo asi pachena divi kubatsirwa kuti munhu kumativi kuwana magirazi angu haagoni kufuratirwa. — Cameron Esposito
16. I'm ingori nzvimbo yekuchinja manapukeni yakasungirirwa kune yekutsigira hupenyu, asi mudzimai wangu, iye's kudya kwemangwanani, kwemasikati uye kwemanheru. Iye'ari munhu Denny'zuva rose. — Ryan Reynolds
17. Ndinoda kuvonga pachena murume wangu nekuchinja hafu yemapupa mumba medu. Ndinovimba achachinja zvese zvangu rimwe zuva… - Kristen Bell
18. Murume wangu ndinomuda, asi pasinei nokuti tiri kupi, ndinomuita kuti arare pedyo nesuo kuitira kuti kana pane zvikaitika, anotanga kupondwa. — Jessica Valenti
19. Muchato hauna vimbiso. Kana zviri izvo zvauri kutsvaga, enda unogara nebhatiri remota. — Erma Bombeck
20. Kuroora kwakafanana nokutengesa kukudzwa kwevakawanda nokuda kwokunyomba kwomumwe.— Mae West.
21. Wanano ibasa. Wanano ibasa. It'Hachisi chinhu chinoshamisira, unoita zvakawanda zvisati zvaitika zvishanu kupfuura zvinoita vanhu vakawanda zuva rose.— Sinbad
22. Usati waroora munhu, unofanira kutanga waita kuti ashandise kombiyuta ine Indaneti inononoka kuona kuti ndiani chaizvo.— Will Ferrell
23. Murume anodzikisa thermostat muchivande uye ini pachivande ndinoidzosera kumashure. Isu tose tinoramba zvakasimba kuibata. Kuroorana kunonakidza.—Stephanie Ortiz
24. 'Onai, munoda kuziva kuti roorano yakaita sei chaizvoizvo? Fine. Unomuka, aripo. Unodzoka kubva kubasa, iye aripo. Unorara, iye aripo. Iwe unodya kudya kwemanheru, iye aripo. Unoziva? Ndinoreva kuti, ndinoziva kuti izvozvo zvinonzwika sechinhu chakaipa, asi handizvo.' — Ray Barone
25. 'Mudzimai wangu akaita kuti tinyorese kuchina, nokuti hauzivi kuti Papa vachafamba riini vachida microwaved hot dog pa 0 plate.' — Jim Gaffigan
26. 'Usatongorerutsa pfungwa yokuroorana. Chokwadi, mumwe munhu angakuudza kuti muchato chinongova bepa. Zvakanaka, ndizvo zvakaitawo mari, uye chii chinosimbisa hupenyu kupfuura kutonhora, mari yakaoma?' — Dennis Miller
27. 'Kuroorana kwakaoma chaizvo nokuti unofanira kutarisana nemanzwiro ... uye magweta.' — Richard Pryor
28. Roora murume wezera rako; sokuderera kworunako rwako, ndizvo zvichaitawo kuona kwake. — Phyllis Diller
29. 'Vamwe vanhu vanobvunza chakavanzika chemuchato wedu wakareba. Tinotora nguva yekuenda kuresitorendi kaviri pasvondo. Kanduru kenduru, kudya kwemanheru, mimhanzi yakapfava, uye kutamba. Anoenda Chipiri, ini ndinoenda Chishanu.' — Henny Youngman
30. Munoziva kune zita revanhu vanogara vachikanganisa pazvinhu zvese nguva dzese… Murume! — Bill Maher
31. Ini nemudzimai wangu takafara kwemakore makumi maviri. Takabva tasangana. — Rodney Dangerfield
