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Chokwadi: Kuve nekumwemwerera-kuchena-kuchena senge bhiza rinohwina mubairo kwagara kwakatora chigaro cheshure kune zvimwe zvinokurumidza kuzvitarisira, sekurangarira deodorant uye dzimwe nguva kukwesha bvudzi rangu. Uye kunyemwerera kwangu kwaive, kwehuzhinji hwehupenyu hwangu, kwakafanana, imomo mubhuku regore nemapikicha emhuri. Asi selfie tsika-uye makumi mashoma emakore ekunwa zvisiri-mazino-ane hushamwari zvinhu zvinosvibisa sekofi newaini tsvuku-zvakaita kuti ndive nehanya zvishoma. Mazino angu angave akachena here IRL, sekunge ndaive nayo FaceTune mumabasa angu ose ezuva nezuva?



Ndizvo zvinovimbiswa naHaloSmile. Chigadzirwa chitsva kubva kuMidwestern oral care company chinoitwa kukweshwa pamusoro pemazino ako uye wosiiwa kuti uome kunge mbambo polish, kugadzira kunyemwerera kuchena kunogara rinenge zuva. Uye sezvo yakagadzirwa kubva mugiredhi-giredhi yekuwedzera, haina chepfu uye haizotete mazino enamel uye inokonzera kuwedzera kunzwa (kunyunyuta kunowanzo pamusoro peperoxide-based whiteners). Saka ndakazvitarisa-nekuti kuva nemazino machena kwezuva rimwe chete kuri nani pane kusava nemazino machena zvachose, handiti?



Ndakagadzirira nekuona mashoma anonakidza uye anokurumidza mavhidhiyo pawebhusaiti yeHaloSmile nezve mashandisiro ezvinhu. Kutanga unotsveta muromo muhombe wepurasitiki pamiromo yako wobva waomesa mazino ako woisa pepa rakamoneredzwa pasi pemiromo yako (nekuti, mate). Ndiro zano rekutanga rekuita kuti HaloSmile ishande-maminerari akaiswa mupende (hydroxyapatite) anoda kuoma zvachose kuti abate mazino.

Chechipiri zano ndere kunyatso tarisa brashi yako. Uyu haasi Bob Ross penda-ma sei-iwe-unonzwa-zvazviri. Iwe unofanirwa kuve neyakakwana yependi yezino pabhurashi yako kuitira kuti usaite kuti mazino ako ataridzike splotchy (yakanyanya pendi) kana yakashata (yakawandisa pendi). Uyezve, kana iwe uine pendi yakawandisa pabhurashi yako, ichakwira pamazino ako-chipo chakafa chawakapenda mazino ako. (Kana kuti iwe unogona kuti uri kurwisa chirwere chegum, chero chinoita kuti usanyare zvishoma.)

Handina nyemwerero yakafara kupfuura dzimwe dzose munyika, saka ndakasarudza kupenda mazino anongoonekwa kumberi. Ndichienda pamusoro pemutsara wangu wepazasi wemazino, ndakanzwa kupokana: Sei ndakanga ndichitambisa nguva pamazino aya epasi apo nguva yekupedzisira yandakafara zvekuaratidza yaive muna 2014? Pamwe izvi zvaive zvakadaro Chakavanzika —kana mazino angu epasi akanga agadzirirwa nokuda kwokuvharirwa, zvichida chisiko chapose pose chaizonditumira tikiti rerotari rinohwina. Munoziva, kuti chaizvo nyemwerero.



Idzi nedzimwe pfungwa dzakadzama dzakaitika kwandiri pandakamirira masekondi makumi matanhatu kuti mazino angu aome. Ehe, iwe unofanirwa kugara uchitenderedza kwete kumedza kweminiti yakazara apo miromo yako yakatambanudzwa yakatenderedza muromo murindi kuti pendi yako yezino iome. (Cherechedza: HaloSmile inoti unogona kucheka nguva yekumirira nepakati nekushandisa blow-dryer pazasi, asi izvo zvakangoratidzika sezvisinganzwisisike zvekuti ndakabuda.)

Tevere, kukurumidza minty swipe yekuseta polymer, iyo isingade nguva yekuomesa, uye ini ndakanga ndagadzirira kuenda. Mazino angu haana kumbonzwa zvakasiyana. Ndakatarisa sei? Ndaiona kuti mazino angu akanga achena, asi masikati pakanga pasina hombe Wow, unotarisa kutyisa! nguva. Zvakare, pakanga pasina kunetseka Pane chakaitika kumazino ako here? reactions kana. Pandakatarisa mugirazi, ndaifunga kuti chiso changu chese chaiita sechapenya, sepandinopfeka lipstick nyowani yepink inondikodzera kana kuwana maawa masere ekurara.

Zvakatove nani, pandakanga ndajaira zvangu 4. mukombe wekofi, ini handina kufanira kunetseka nezve kusvibisa mazino angu, sezvo iyo yekuchena mumiriri inoita sechivharo chechisikigo. Nepo nguva yekunyorera yemaminetsi gumi ine chekuita kuti ndiite zuva rega rega (pamwe nemutengo - zvinhu zvinodhura madhora gumi pachikumbiro), ndaizozviisa pachiitiko chakakosha. Nekuti haugone kuvimba nemunhu wese kuti achenese kunyemwerera kwako pasocial media.



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